Let's Shut Down Fan Fiction. net!

They had been back home for six months no. The Discovery Channel had actually made a show about their time on the island. They had been in headlines and on all the talk shows for the first two months. There was even talk of a big budget movie. Eric and Taylor both had books out about the whole experience, although they read more like fiction, science fiction in Eric's case. According to him, they could have gotten the damn plane back in the air if they had just listened to him.

Melissa Wu was just surfing the web when she came across the site, fan fiction. net. She tittered aloud when she saw the category for tv shows and saw Flight 29 Down there. That was the less than original name the studios had decided on for the show. She idly browsed through the listings. She had nothing else to do for a couple of hours, when she, Daley , Eric , Lex, Nathan and Jackson were supposed to meet to see a movie together.

Some of these are actually pretty decent. Breakwater is good, and this Two Roses one, Jackson would die if he read it. He's not as big a jerk as all that. Hmm. Let's see what happened when I set the ratings on M.

To hours later, the other arrived to see a seething Mel sitting there, looking at her iphone like it as a venomous snake. She looked up at them and immediately asked Lex " Have you ever heard of a website called fan fiction. net?" It almost came out as an accusation as she spat the name out.

" No, why?" he asked back innocently.

" Never mind, " she said, better Lex shouldn't see this . She put it on a page from a story called Hotel Havoc by a seriously deranged person by the screen name of adversary2113. She then handed it to Jackson and commanded Eric and him to look at it. They did. And in seconds, Eric was blood red in the face and Jackson looked like he'd cheerfully kick a puppy or pull the wings off of a butterfly.

Eric was not at a loss for words: " They think I'd do that with HIM?! Jesus, their outta their minds. Even if he paid me, I wouldn't touch Jackson. Not for less than a million dollars!"

" I'd break your fucking neck if you ever tried." Jackson said flatly. " Are there any more by this asshole?"

Mel shoed him. Jackson looked stunned by the end of the night . They had went to Daley's and gotten on the net, gathered around her computer so they could all see at once.

Eric: " Well, his joke stories were all right. Even Helping Out A Buddy had it moments, although there's no way I'm getting tagged by two guys. Ever!"

Nathan: " At least you weren't raped by horny pirates! And I can't believe he had me being fucked by you and Jackson at the same time. My anus hurt just thinking about it. GAHH!"

Daley : " Thank God he didn't go into graphic details about me and Mel supposedly having sex."

Mel, sourly: " Why should he? He had me use a strap-on on Abby AND Jackson and have threesomes with Jackson and Eric."

Eric: " Hey, I'm game if you are? AKK!" He fell on the floor as a pissed off Jackson casually sacked him.

Jackson: " If it was just the one guy, it's be bad enough, but this Gathering water story is a close second. I don't have a gay or even bi bone in my body."

Nathan: " It's obvious what we have to do. Either we get a lawyer to shut them down or we sick our resident genius on them and crash them but good ."

" And we go to jail for terrorist acts."' Daley pointed out.

Jackson: " No, what we'll do is find this asshole, this nutcase adversary and make an example out of him. Then the others, like Shadolev, sugar133, jelissalover, they'll all back off and give us our privacy. We're real people, not characters in a damn DJ MacHale story. Is everyone in?"

Five yeses were heard.

Then, naturally, Mel hesitated, " We aren't going to hurt him are we?'

Jackson: " Not if he retracts it all and apologizes."

Daley got up and opened the door. Lex all but fell in. She yanked him into the room. " Fucking snoop! Ok. Since you obviously overheard it all, get your ass on the computer and track down adversary2113 for us."

Moments later, the dark haired boy as pecking away in his cyber hunt for a perverted writer.