Ok, this is my first fanfic, so be nice!

AWKWARD TURTLE!

Sam's POV

I walked into the iCarly studio, only to see Carly running to me, freaking out!

"Where have you been? iCarly starts in two minutes and you still need to put on you mustard costume!" I looked over Carly, realizing she had her relish costume on. "Oh." I said. "Where's Frednub?" I asked, realizing he wasn't here. Not that I care for the little nub, it's just, he's usually here.

"Why must you call him names?" She asked.

"Why mustn't I? I willn't (A/N willn't is a contraction of will and not. I know, it's won't, but willn't is randomer.) Ever stop!" I laughed at Carly's stupidness. "Again, where's that nub?"

"He had to grab Gibby. Oh crab!" Carly said, looking at her watch. When'd she get a watch? "iCarly starts in 15 seconds!" I slipped into my mustard costume and watched the brunette tech-freak in a ketchup costume, and the chubby Gibby in a hotdog costume burst through the door. Freddie grabbed his camera.

"In five, four, three, two!" Freddie pointed his finger at us.

"I'm Relish!" Carly yelled.

"And I'm Mustard!" I yelled. Together we screamed in the camera, "And this is iCar-lay!"

We did the show including the awesome hotdog bit, were we made ourselves into a hotdog with condiments. Afterwards, Carly and I high-fived and celebrated for a good show!

"Wanna go get some Smoothies that are oh so Groovey?" Carly asked. Freddie and I nodded simultaneously. "Okay, you guys head over, and I got to go, um, do something." I was suspicious, but I grabbed Freddie by the arm, and pulled him over to the Groovey Smoothie.

"Why are you always pushing me around?" I shut the nubs mouth.

"Go buy me a smoothie!" I ordered. He whined as I pushed him in. But he went over to the counter. "Whatta ya want?" he called back.

"Strawberry Splat!" I heard him mumble '2 strawberry splats please,' Omigosh he's TOO polite.

Carly's POV

I walked into my awesome bedroom. I saw a lump crawl underneath the blankets. I ran and jumped, and bounced on top of the lump. It whined and popped its head out. I kissed him. Licking his lips, and tracing them, then entering his mouth and playing arm wrestle with his tongue.

Do you want to know who HE is?

It's Shane.

OOOOOOOOOOOOO! Shane! Remember him from iSaw Him First? You never hear about him later, but now you do! Please review, and tell friends to read &&

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