Alec - Magnus...
Magnus - yeah
Alec - how do you feel about...
Magnus - *raises eyebrow*
Alec - glitter?
Magnus - I must stay mature, I must stay mature
Alec: you're quaking
Alec: now your head is shaking
Magnus - GLITTERRRRRRRRRRRR
Alec: ok then
Magnus: *smirks evilly*
Alec: Magnus what are you doing
Magnus: *pulls out glitter bomb*
Alec: oh no
Magnus: *cackles*
Alec: *starts running away from his crazed boyfriend* NOO-
Magnus: *explodes glitter bomb*
Alec: really
Magnus: yes
Alec: *sees the evil glint In Magnus's eyes* *eyes widen* well fu-
Magnus: *pushes Alec into a pile of sparkles*
Alec: *gets up * *looks at Magnus* why
Magnus: because...
Alec: ...
Magnus: SPARKLESSSSSSSSS
Alec: *facepalms* why did I even ask you this
...I'm trash.
I'm Scottish trash.
Fun.