A/N Kirby is not owned by me but is owned by Nintendo and Hal

Don't Ask , just Don't Ask

" Zero's Nightmare "

I Look straight into his eyes , well eye and think about how beautiful he is . He stares at me and asks me " Um Nightmare is there something wrong " .

" No of course not ,why. " I asked .

" Because your staring at me intensely and weirdly " said Zero

" Oh it's nothing " I said .

You see we were at a Villain's meeting , and this is the only time of the year I see Zero . I remember meeting him the first time , he talked intensely about Death and How much he hated Kirby , I felt his loneliness and decided to be his friend .It only grew from there , I soon started feeling love for the eyeball and I've been in love ever since .

" Nightmare has a crush on Zero , Nightmare has a crush on Zero " Teased Marx . That infuriated Me , who was he to judge .

" Oh stop it Marx , leave the poor guy alone " said Dark Mind.

" You know what fine I'll admit it then " I said . I rushed towards Zero and kissed him on the well space above his eye and I rushed out as fast as I can , Me the Lord of Nightmares running cause of embarrassment .

I weeped outside the villain headquarters crying about what I could I have done and what I did do . " huh what's that noise " I said as I heard someone crying . I looked to the location and found Zero Crying , blood pouring down his face .

" Zero what are you doing here " I asked .

" Nightmare , I kind of love you too , I've always have , I always thought about your shades and how sexy they are " , That made Nightmare blush .

" so want to kiss " asked Nightmare

" sure" , they kissed a truly dark combo of blood and shades

" A true Happy ending " said Dedede who was reading to Kirby , Meta Knight and Bandanna Waddle Dee " How's that for a belated Halloween story "

The three of them looked at Dedede with very disturbed looks " well I'm going to go home and cry myself to sleep see ya " said Meta Knight who left and ran outside as fast as he can

" Hello Meta Knight what are you doing " asked Galacta Knight

" Hey can you do me a favor ' asked Meta Knight who thought of a naughty idea

" sure " said Galacta Knight who was repressing his urge to kill him

" go and listen to Dedede's story "

" okay " said Galacta Knight . Galacta Knight walked in and sat down

" alright ready for chapter 2 ' said Dedede

" yes ' said Galacta Knight

" GOOD " laughed Dedede

To be continued

A/N yeah I thought of this weird idea a while ago and decided to post it now , don't ask how I thought of this , oh well see ya in chapter 2 or not where Galacta Knight gets Tortured

See ya