A/N: So yeah after reading this you will probably know that I am on large amounts of dangerous drugs and should probably be locked up somewhere.
Disclaimer: It is safer for the general public that I do not own either Yugioh noe My little pony Friendship is Magic.
Please enjoy, and tell me if I should continue with this insane crack fest.
"RYOU BAKURA!"
The ancient spirit of the millennium ring shouted in gritty rage, though the effect was most likely ruined by the coughing fit he managed to put himself in.
"Yes love?" Ryou's head popped out of the kitchen, hair covered in flour went unnoticed and probably would for the next few days, and a completely unaffected demeanor to Bakura's latest vendetta against the world.
"Where is it?" Bakura's tried to use the most threatening voice he could muster but with some spit left in his throat from the last fit he sounded more akin to a very disgruntled elderly lady than anything else.
"Where is what?" Ryou blinked innocently in confusion. His Yami had already had his daily morning rant about the pharaoh and refused you eat the breakfast that Ryou had made for him so he shouldn't have a stomach ache. Well not unless those microwave burritos were catching up with him faster than usual.
"Did you run out of toilet paper again?" Ryou supplied trying to be helpful.
"What? No. Ra-damnit Hikari! Where. Is. It?"
"I can't really tell you where 'it' is if I don't know what it is in the first place." Ryou frowned, realizing that he had over stirred the cake that he was trying to bake.
Bakura reminded himself that cops, though stupid and ultimately easy to escape, were not particularly fun to deal with. Ryou however, was starting to look like particularly good fertilizer for the herb garden in the backyard.
"My ring Ryou. My millennium ring? The only thing tieing me to this horrible existence and so help me if you put it in the dish washer again." He finished with a threatening growl.
"Oh! Your Ring, why didn't you just say so?" Ryou accidentally added some cayenne pepper instead of cinnamon.
"I do believe Yugi came by yesterday. Said something about making sure the evil was properly purged from all the items or something like that."
"And you just gave it to him?" Bakura's voice was calm and his left eyebrow was twitching.
"Well Yami was with him and Marik as well so I thought it'd be alright, …though I suppose that Marik's laughter during the whole transaction was a bit unsettling."
"In any case you should have it back by tomorrow..."
"Bakura?" Ryou turned around in just enough time to see a flash of a black trench coat and a middle finger flying out the door.