Okay, I was wrong. I am not going to make a story about Sorrelkit being a cannibal, I'm making a story about Firestar going mouse-dung! R&R and all that. Bye!
"Cannibal! Cannibal!" the clan chanted. Sorrelkit's ears dropped. What was she to do?! Firestar emerged from the crowd, having awoken from his nap. "Sorrelkit, I'm sorry, but cannibalism is just to much for this clan. You are exiled!"
The words chilled Sorrelkit. Exiled? But she was only a kit!
Willowpelt suddenly came running in. "But you can't exile a kit! ESPECIALLY MY KIT!" she yowled, frantically.
Firestar spoke without missing a beat. "Okay, then you're exiled too."
Murmurs of disapproval came from the clan.
"You.. you must be joking!" Willowpelt panted.
"No, I DON'T CAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE!"
"Mommy!" Sootkit and Rainkit panted. "Firestar, please don't exile Mom!" Sootkit begged.
"I DON'T CAAAAAAAAARE!" Firestar asked.
"We want her back!" Sootkit yelled.
"I STILL DON'T CAAAAAAAAARE! You're both exiled now!" Firestar said.
"NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUU!" Willowpelt and the kits yelled.
Brambleclaw said, "Firestar, you're getting out of contr-"
"YOU'RE EXILED TOO!" Firestar screamed.
Firestar saw Rowanclaw walking by on a patrol. "YOU'RE EXILED TOO!"
"But I'm not even in ThunderClan!" Rowanclaw protested.
"I DON'T CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AARE!" Firestar said. "Scram!"
"I'm gonna tell on you!" Rowanclaw yelled. He then ran off, crying.
"Now," Firestar said. "I am Firestar, hear me roar!" He then let out a pathetic mew, to which Yellowfang snickered at. "YOU ARE EXILED TOO!" Firestar proclaimed.
"Firestar, you realize you are exiling your deputy and medicine cat, a queen and her kits, and a warrior that's not even from your clan, right?" Yellowfang reminded him.
"Guess what I'm gonna say?" Firestar said.
"What?" Yellowfang asked.
"I DON'T CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAARE!"