The Mighty Turduckchin
I don't own dbz sorry
Hmmm… I got it pretend have a British accent as I tell you my tale. It was the year of 2008 and a fellow by the name of Goku came by my contest in the streets of a place in Japan. The guy asked me what the bird like creature in my window was. I told him it was the all mighty and tasty turduckchin. Goku of coarse is asking me what that is. So I told him that it's a chicken stuffed in a duck which is then stuffed into a turkey. He then asked me how much it's worth. 12,469 zeni I reply. The Goku fellow then tells me he cant afford it. I indeed yes indeed have a kind heart so I told him if I cooked 3 turduckchins for him and he ate them all I would give him the nice turdukchin in my window. He agreed.
I had finally finished cooking the tasty beast as I set all 3 turduckchins in front of Goku. You would not believe it this man oh this man he ate all three turduckchins in 3 bites. Amazing I think to myself. Goku then takes his napkin gently wipes his mouth and then he asked me if I had any more. It was a strong will I had to not faint just then and there! So I do the most noble thing I could do. I sent the very nice and naïve man Goku with 5 turduckchins hoping that he would have enough for he and his family's Christmas dinner.
Oh poo poo are tale ends here but just to let you know I went threw chaos when a short masculine man with gravity defying hair came into my shop by the name of Vegeta. Perhaps you've heard of him? No, well don't try to get on his bad side. Trust me!
O.k. tell me, how was that? do I need to funny it up a notch? Well please tell me in your reviews : )
Peace my Peeps!