This is purely crack. Yu-Gi-Oh belongs to its owner of which I am very lazy to look up. This entire crack pot drabble is based of a weird ass Twitter conversation.

Donne had a dilemma. All she wanted was tongue, a very specific kind of tongue… Yami Marik's tongue. Now, the only problem with this desire was that said Yami Marik was ignoring her and she was unable to gain possession of his tongue. Sure, there were other Mariks, but she had to have his tongue...now. Frustrated, the very pretty Donne complained about the situation to the also very pretty Erin who helpfully said that Donne should use duct tape to fix the situation.

And use duct tape she did.

Now Yami Marik was in a dilemma. His Donne, whom he'd been ignoring due to his childish possessiveness, was taping his mouth in an open smile, his tongue in the open air for all to see.

Fangirls nearby drooled, oh that tongue, they all wanted it. But Donne wouldn't have that, oh no she wouldn't. So Donne took that tongue using her own.

And Yami Marik and Donne frenched until they both suffocated.