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Lizzie smiled as she walked peacefully down the road. It was a good day. It had snowed that morning and a thin layer of snow dusted her path. She smiled wider as she took in the white covering the structures around her. Lizzie wrapped her scarf over her face again to protect her ever colder face from the low temperature. Snuggling deeper into her coat she caught sight of her destination-a mailbox across the street from her. She turned the key over in her hand as she looked around for on-coming vehicles. She shrugged when she saw none. Lizzie began to cross the road, cursing loudly when she slipped on a large path of ice in the middle of the road. She attempted to get to her feet, but kept slipping back down.

Lizzie looked up when she heard the roar of an engine starting up. She saw smoke rise from the exhaust pipe in the back of a truck as the truck began to quickly back down the driveway. She forced herself to relax. The truck was at least a quarter of a mile away. Even it it did end up coming her way, they would see her before they flattened her into a pancake. Lizzie changed tactics, getting on her hands and knees and slowly making her way across the ice.

Lizzie let out a long string of curses. She wasn't going fast enough. She looked up and saw the truck quickly advancing toward her. Lizzie's eyes widened as she saw the truck swerve on a patch of ice. She desperately tried to get to her feet as truck headed straight forward. Lizzie briefly saw the faded blue color of the truck before her world faded into darkness.

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Lizzie's POV

"Oww..." My back hurt. Maybe moving would help. "Ow ow ow ow ow!" Nope. Why the hell did my back hurt? I slowly opened my eyes. I was greeted with the sight of 5 people hovering above me. Past them I could see the clear blue sky. I could make out the sound of waves crashing and splashing (Ha! I can rhyme! I guess I'm a poet and I didn't realize it!) against the ship I could tell I was on. Oh. Okay then. I closed my eyes again with the intention of going to sleep.

My eyes flew open and I shot straight up. Wait a minute! Why the hell am I on a ship? I remembered the people who had been above me. I looked up. Oh. Found them. Man...they look familiar. They looked at me, a mixture of awe and fear on their faces. Damn...where have I seen them before? This is gonna bug the hell outta me...Okay let's think, Liz. Analyze and think.

I looked them over. There were 4 men but only 1 girl. The girl was pretty, she had orange hair and pretty brown eyes. She stared at me, mouth open wide. I moved on to the next. A boy. He was blond and in a suit. A cigarette in his mouth. The next guy looked funny. A huge nose. I mentally made a note about over-compensation. I had to stifle a laugh at the next guy. Green hair. But damn...hot! I noticed three swords at his waist. The note about over-compensation reappeared in my mind. I moved on to the last one, about ready to scream. I could feel the frustration. I knew these people! It was on the tip of my tongue! He had blue shorts and a red vest on. My mouth fell open when I saw his choice accessory. A straw hat. Holy hell!

I looked around me. Could it be? Could it really be that I had just landed on the Straw-Hat Crew's pirate ship? I let out a long fangirl worthy squeal. Hell yeah! I jumped to my feet and let myself have a few seconds of victory dance. I noticed the looks they were giving me become stranger. I collected myself and shook my head.

"Hello?" I asked them. They broke out of their awe. Hmm...I guess I'm more awesome then I thought. Okay. Now I need to remember to play dumb. I can't let them know I already know every little detail about their past, present, and future. That tends to freak a few people out. I could consider how the hell I was there later.

"Who the hell are you?" The girl asked. Nami. I mentally squealed. I loved her. I wanted to glomp her then and there, but I had to show restraint.

"Ah...my name is Lizzie," I told her, taking on a confused look.

"What are you doing here?" She asked harshly, raising her beating stick..*ahem* weapon.

"I'm not totally sure," At least I could say that truthfully.

"I don't think she's anyone threatening," Sanji (I paused for another mental squeal) told them. "She looks like she's about 11. Plus, we found her passed out on the deck. If she was really an enemy, she wouldn't let herself be revealed and vulnerable like that."

I smiled gratefully at him. Of course, like any normal One Piece fan, I had day dreamed about being in the One Piece world before. I had never given much thought to how to explain how I was there. I thought over what he said and a vein popped on my head. Hey wait! I'm 14 dammit! Damn my shortness...

"Yeah..." Nami said. She walked over and stood in front of me. "Hi. Lizzie, right? Do you remember why you're here?" I shook my head at her. She nodded, like she had been expecting it. "I'd guess a pirate ship or something left her on board last night while we were asleep. Maybe they gave her a drug or something so she wouldn't remember anything. That would explain why she was passed out."

My eyes widened. Damn. She was creative. I looked up to see if the rest of the crew accepted it. I saw Sanji nod sympathetically. Usopp (I mentally shrugged. He was a'ight.) nodded as well. Zoro was next. I inwardly winced. He would be harder. He looked me up and down for a minute. I almost sighed in relief when he nodded. Luffy. I sucked in a sharp breath. I am in the presence of the funniest anime character ever. I'm blessed. Luffy looked straight at me. I froze.

"Sounds good to me," Luffy smiled. He walked over to me and touched my hair. "Why is it all black and blue like this?" It was true. I had naturally black hair, and I had died my tips a bright blue.

I smiled. "I dyed it."

Luffy gaped at me. "You killed it?" I started laughing. Zoro shook his head and Sanji smacked Luffy in the head.

"So, uh..." I need their names. How else would I just be able to miraculously know who they were? "Who are you?"

"I'm Nami," Nami smiled at me.

"I'm Sanji," Sanji gave me a little bow and ruffled my hair.

"I'm Usopp! The commander of 1000 men! The greatest captain of all time!" Usopp said proudly. I suppressed a smile and instead nodded politely.

"The grump over here is Zoro," Nami offered, gesturing at Zoro. He glared at her.

"I can introduce myself, you witch." Zoro shot at her. "I'm Zoro," He offered me. I grinned.

"And I'm Monkey D. Luffy! The man who will become King of the Pirates!" I fought to keep from grinning.

I managed to do it. "Pirates?" I asked.

"Um, yeah..." Sanji said to me, glaring at Luffy. "Don't be too scared, but we are pirates."

"Oh!" I grinned at them. "That's so cool!" They all looked at me blankly. "What?"

"What type of 11 year old girl are you?" Zoro asked, eyes wide.

"A type that's always wanted to be a pirate," I grinned at him. "Oh, and I'm not 11," I looked at him sternly. "I am 14."

"You're short," He commented, raising an eyebrow. I glared at him.

"You've always wanted to be a pirate?" Luffy asked me. I broke my glare with Zoro and looked up at him.

"Yep!" I grinned.

"Do you want to be a part of our crew?" Luffy asked. I gaped at him. I knew he was quick to invite people to be a crew member, but seriously...

"Ah...is that alright?" I looked at everyone else's faces. The actually seemed neutral. My heart did flips. They didn't hate me!

"You seem nice," Nami grinned at me. "I don't mind."

"Neither do I! Another crew member for the great Usopp's crew!" I narrowed my eyes at him. "I mean...I think you're nice too," Usopp whimpered. I smiled in satisfaction.

Zoro just shrugged. Sanji glared at him and whacked him on the head. "Don't be so disrespectful to a young lady!"

I laughed. I turned to Luffy. "Sure!" Luffy looked at me. "I'll be a part of the crew!" Luffy cheered.

Nami clapped her hands gleefully. "Okay, so you'll definitely be sleeping with me," She told me. "Like hell I would let you sleep in the same room as them."

"What's that supposed to mean?" Zoro asked her. Nami ignored him.

"I think there's a mattress down in the storage room. Sanji, could you go get that?" Nami asked Sanji. I couldn't help the hysterical laughter that followed his usual dance and exclamations of love for Nami. She rolled her eyes.

"Okay, Lizzie, our room is over there," Nami pointed to a door. "I'm going to be in there going over my maps for a while. If the morons bother you too much, just come get me, alright?" I grinned up at her and nodded. "You might want to get one of the guys to show you around," She called back to me as she walked to her ("OUR!" I mentally screamed) room.

"Don't worry!" I called back, a wild grin on my face. I knew I didn't need the tour. I knew the ship and all it's nooks and crannies by heart. "I'll manage!" She shut the door and I immediately spun around and looked at the open sea. How calm. I walked over to the railing and leaned against it. It was nice out. I looked down to where I had woken up and saw my coat lying on the ground. I shrugged. At least I had clothes for all occasions. I could roll up the jeans I'm wearing now if it got too hot, plus the T-Shirt I was wearing would be okay for hot days and days like this. I had a jacket on on top of my T-Shirt too, so if it got chilly but not really cold, that would work. My shoes would be the problem. I looked down at my feet. I was still wearing my boots. I guess if we are on the ship and hot I could be barefoot, and if we have to go ashore I could probably borrow Nami's shoes.

I smiled to myself. I had everything figured out. I just wish I could listen to some music. I had this one song I loved save on my phone. It's called-Wait! I could feel my eyes widen. I always kept my phone in my coat pocket! I ran full speed to my coat, trampling Luffy who had come to talk to me. I insanely searched through my coat pockets, letting out a sound of victory I'm sure sounds demented to all those around me. I looked at how much power I had. Pretty much all of it. Good. I turned it off and returned it to my pocket. I sighed contently before remembering my new captain.

I spun around to face him, wincing as I saw him on the ground from my one-man mad stampede. "Are you alright?" I asked tentatively. He let out a long groan that I assumed was confirmation he would live. I nodded, satisfied, then took my coat under one arm and went in search of the crow's nest.

I found it quickly, as one would assume. I mean really. It's a 30 foot log in the air with a huge basket on top. Pretty hard to miss.

I climbed up the long latter and sat in the nest. I looked around for the blanket I just knew was there. I grabbed it and pulled it to me. It wasn't cold, I just always felt better wrapped in a blanket. I leaned against the side of the nest, pausing a second to think spitefully that my head was a good half foot from the top of the basket. I sighed. Alright. Thinking time. First things first-how did I get here?

Maybe I was dreaming. That could explain it. Or maybe...I gasped as I remembered the incident with the car. Then I broke out into a huge grin. I'm in a coma! Man, I was always terrified that if I went into a coma, I wouldn't be able to move or talk or anything, but I would be able to hear people around me. Damn, this is way better! I relaxed contentedly. I was in the One Piece world because I'm in a coma. I shrugged. That's fine with me. I winced. My sister was going to have my head though.

I snuggled into the blanket, liking the feel of my phone against my palm. It was familiar, and I liked that. Okay, next mystery. I need to figure out where in the series I am. Hmm...There was no Chopper, so I wasn't that far yet. I didn't see Vivi, so we're either not that far yet, or we're during that, like, day where we weren't with her in the Alabasta arc. Where she and her partner swam off to Whiskey Peak. I'd bet money on the fact that we weren't there yet. Okay, so next marker. We had Sanji, so we were at least past that. And the whole crew is on the ship right now, and after Sanji was recruited, the whole crew wasn't on the ship together again until after Arlong. I glared at nothing thinking about him.

So we must be before we enter the grand line! Ohh...I winced. I reeeeaallllly didn't want to go through the free fall up the mountain. Ah...I guess it can't be helped. Even if I did remember what stone you could have across the bottom of the ship to go through the calm belt, we have to go anyway so we can meet the giant whale so we can meet Vivi and then recruit Brooke later. I dropped my head. Crap. Hmm...I lifted my head again. I wonder if they've met Apis yet. I really want to meet a dragon. I'll go ask...discreetly.

I climbed down the latter and considered who I should go to. Not Luffy. He wouldn't remember. Not Usopp, he would give me a big fake story. I wasn't going to risk Nami. I winced again. Not interrupting her ever unless it's unavoidable. Zoro would ask too many questions. Sanji sounded like the best bet. Plus I wanted to talk to him more. I don't think his hormones kick in 'til a girl is at least 18, plus, from what I've seen, he's really good with kids. I growled. I'm calling myself a kid now! I smacked my head as I walked toward the kitchen to find Sanji.

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