Liu Kang and Kung Lao got out of their beds(it's a bunk bed) and dashed downstairs. Raiden Looked at the boys and wondered what they were up to. They went into their basement and turned on the TV. "Now I'm Here with Liu Kang and Kung Lao, two shaolin Monks who just got a job at the new Movie theater downtown. Now what is it like getting a job here?" "uhhh….."stuttered Liu Kang. "I look beautiful." Liu Kang said. All of a sudden, The wall crashed down. And scorpion was on a sleigh, with a santa hat on. "merry Christmas motherfuckers!" shouted scorpion. Liu and kUNG stared at him blankly. "It's not Christmas." Said Kung Lao "what!" scorpion shot up. "It took me four weeks to get this sleigh, and now it isn't Christmas.!" "uhhhh…..yeah" said Liu kang. "grrrrrrr…" grumbled scorpion. He walked off. "in other news…" said The T.V reporter. "princess Kitana has announced her engagement to…" "ME!" said Liu Kang. "Master Bo Rai cho!" said the T.V reporter. Liu Kang Jaw dropped. He started screaming like a turkey and turned into a dragon. "oh shit….." said Kung Lao, as he ran away. Liu Kang started destroying everything and went to Edenia. HE Started burning the cottages and it turned into a place that looked like an earthquake hit the netherrealm. The edenian army couldn't even contain Liu Kang, he brutally killed them all. Kitana saw what was happening and called on jade and her mother sindel to handle it. They ran Outside and tried to battle Liu Kang, kang hit Jade with his tail, sending her flying into a pit with spikes, she grabbed on to a root and held on for dear life. Sindel started screaming and The dragon flew in the sky, But he jumped down and Krushed sindel. He Wrapped his tail aroung kitana and went back to earthrealm. He tied he to a post and started to interrogate her. "why Kitana!" "why!" He shouted. "wh-wh-what are you talking about?" she stuttered. "your'e not going to marry me, but your'e marrying Bo Rai cho?" he replied. "look Liu, you haven't been with me for months, besides, Who said it was Bo Rai Cho?" she asked. "yoU!" liu Shouted. "you two need marriage counseling." Kung lao emerged from the shadows. "come with me.."
THE NEXT DAY….
"alright you two, you'll be with Baraka and Mileena in Marriage counseling." Said Kung lao. " I've taken the liberty of setting you up with a C.O.D buddy. Oh…Noob and sareena will be coming too.
Liu's C.O.D buddy(call of duty buddy) was Takeo Masaki. Kitana's was Richtofen. For the judges…Kung lao had grigori weaver, scorpion had Reznov and Raiden Had major ingram. (this is somewhat of a prequel to something else I'm about to do.)"hello, Um…are you Takeo?" asked Liu Kang. Takeo slapped him. "you rack focus!" Takeo screamed. "ow!" Liu whined. " so…your Edward?" asked Kitana. "WOW!" he shouted. "ohhh JA!" Richtofen kept screaming.
LATER
Noob, sareena, mileena and, Baraka were running around with their arms in the air. Takeo was Pulling Liu's hair and Richtofen was shooting Kitana with a wunderwaffe DG-2. "this is NOT what I meant by action!" screeched Kung Lao."dude!" shouted scorpion. "kitana dumped you huh? You got fucking owned man!" "woot"
Later Still….
"Well we skipped all the action!" shouted Kung Lao. "but… at least Kitana and Liu are back together. And…they're doing it…again." "OH LIU!" shouted a pleased Kitana. "see!" said Sub-zero. "Banania is good for us!" said Ermac.