A\N: Hey everyone, am back! yes I know it's been a very long time since I did a story, but after posting a story on Kinkmeme, decide to bring it here. Anyway hope you enjoy.
I don't own Mass Effect, or it's characters.
"Then I place my gun in his mouth, looked him right in the eye and said, 'I hope you have your wallet, because the rental for hell causes 50 credits!' then I blew his brains out,". Said Zaeed as he explains a story to Grunt, walking towards the elevator.
Grunt pounds his fists together, grins. "Oh that's a good one, I'll be sure to say that before blowing my enemy's brains out!". Zaeed grinned at that, they head over to the elevator, Jack gives them a nod from the elevator, "you two going up?". Zaeed and Grunt nodded, they hop on in the elevator, Jack hits the bottom to crew deck.
The elevator hits Crew Deck, Zaeed and Jack step out of the elevator, most of the crew was there eating lunch. Though when Zaeed and Jack step out, they are confused as they see some of the crew carrying large mirror. "Hey! what the hell is with the mirror?". Said Jack, her brow raise at the mirror, one of the crew mates turns and answers her, "Shepard wanted this mirror for the hanger bay,". That only made Jack and Zaeed confused, "why the bloody hell you need a mirror in the hanger bay?". Crew mate only shrug his shoulders.
Grunt now stepping out of the elevator, turns to the mirror, only to see another Krogan front of him!. "Hey! who are you!?". Grunt yelled at the mirror, pointing his finger at his reflection, bringing everyone's attention on him. Tali comes over from the table, try explain Grunt that's just his reflection.
"Grunt, that's not another Krogan, it's your reflec-". Grunt stops her, gets in a stance, "Get out of here! this aren't your ship!". Before anyone could stop Grunt, he roars, charges the mirror head on, slams his head on the mirror, only for Grunt fall back and land on his back, knock out. A pin could be heard dropping, Garrus from the table, drops his fork, mouth wide open. "Did Grunt just try attack his reflection".
One of the crew mates who was carrying the mirror, whispers in other crew mate's ear. "Good thing it was steel hard glass, rather not clean that mess up". The crew mate nods. Jack then falls on her back, laughing up a storm, Zaeed and Tali joining in the laughing. Soon enough, everyone was laughing in the room, while Grunt reminded on the ground.
Jane Shepard, now coming out of the elevator, raises her brow at the sight before her, everyone laughing while Grunt was knock out on the ground. "Eh, what's going on here?".
A\N: Well hope you guys enjoy that, and yes, I got that from Family Guy, thought be funny for Grunt. Anyway till next time everyone!
PAR KOTE BAL IJAAT BE MAND'ALOR!