Piko's POV

I walked right across the hallways of my school. I was walking to history class carrying my laptop, it was not exactly mine, it was more like the schools. I went to some random tech school so we used these laptops for absolutely EVERYTHING. I was walking to history. There was already people(mostly girls) whispering crap about "Is that a girl or a guy?" "He's so cuuuute!" I didn't care, I already my eyes on someone.

"Pikooo!" A charming voice shouted I turned around swiftly, just to see Miki, my best friend. "You better hurry up, class is gonna start in about ten seconds!" She said with a serious tone.

"If class starts in ten seconds, you're going to be late to," I laugh. Miki looked at me dumbfounded. She gave the 'holy crap, seriously!' look, I nodded and then she dashed to the door that said "World history. Room 122. Mr. Kamui"

We were both in class and the bell rang right after we entered. I sat down, I was in the middle, Miki wasn't sitting next to me to tell the truth(which sucks since Miki is pretty awesome), she was in the row next to the window. Although this was never a problem, since I was a pro hacker and all.

I opened my laptop, I already installed tons of crap on it, like VOCA x341. It was program so the school board can't see what you're doing on these laptops(Not really the school board, it could be anything actually). Then I encrypted it so it couldn't me found when the school did those "monthly checks".

Me and Miki IM'd each other the whole class period(Yes, Miki had the same stuff on her computer), we were still paying attention though, since we were talking about what Mr. Kamui was saying once in a while. To tell the truth, I had a serious crush on Miki since age ten, and we're both seven-teen now, but she didn't even have the same feelings, she told me she had a crush on a kid named Len. Actually, Len's my friend actually, sure we don't exactly get along, but oh well.

Mr. Kamui went jabbering on about the Russian and Japanese war. It was confusing and interesting at the same time, which I don't get. The bell rang and I handed a letter to my math teacher. It read..

Dear Mr. Hiyama,

I ask for permission to have Piko Utatane to leave school early due to family issues. His cousin will come pick him up at the office.

Sincerely, Mrs. Utatane.

Short and sweet, Miki had a similar letter but she also didn't have math class, she had science. We were both dismissed to office and when we got there we saw our friend Luka waiting there. She wasn't really my cousin, she was really nine-teen years old and could impersonate almost anyone's handwriting, it was pretty amazing. We walked out of school, Miki laughed.

"Yay!" She smiled, I REALLY love Miki's smile.

"We should get to the coffee shop now." Luka said without any hesitation. The coffee shop was basically our hide out. Sure the coffee guy was about twenty-five years old but he was pretty nice. I always got coffee there(coffee is kind of an addiction of mine).

"The usual?" The blue haired fellow asked. I nodded.

"I always wondered Kaito.. Why don't you work at an ice-cream shop, since you love ice-cream so much.." I laughed a bit, but it was true, that blue haired man was an ice-cream freak. Kaito took a while to respond.

"To tell the truth, I'm not sure. This place is a lot more peaceful, I guess." Kaito gave a large grin. I agreed with him, this place was quiet and content, great place to work and stuff.

"So when are Rin and Len supposed to get here?" Miki asked cheerfully, clapping her hands together. Rin and Len go to a private school(they were loaded so it makes sense). It was a bit harder for them to "sneak" out.

"Wait a bit longer, Miki." Luka replied, Luka put her hand in Miki's hair, ruffling it a bit. Not many people know but Miki and Luka are sisters. That's right, Megurine Luka and Megurine Miki. No one believes it since Miki looks NOTHING like Luka.

Luka had boobs and bright pink hair, she had a nice figure(not that Miki didn't). Luka was nice and serious but also had a short-temper. I mean, said one little thing to get her mad, It was death by a tuna fish.

Miki was flat chested with long hair(really long). Miki's hair was was dark pink or light-ish red with a bit of salmon-y color. Plus Miki was bright cheerful, easily amused and forgave everyone easily. I loved everything about her, even that flat chest of hers(I feel guilty for it though, since she wants boobs like her sister so badly).

"Piko? Hey, hey Piko? PIKO! PIKO ARE YOU GOD DAMN LISTENING TO ME? Piko, imma rape Miki..."

"Wh-what! What do you mean your going to r-rape me!"

Just like that my eyes snapped open, Luka was right in my face, she was the one threatening to rape her sister.. What? Miki pulled Luka back. but then Mikuo walked in(another friend, today seems quite the party).

"What the hell? Everyone's here already. God, I must be a slow walker.." Rin and Len stumbled in behind the teal haired male. "Woah, Piko have you taken a liking to Luka?" Mikuo laughed, I wasn't sure what Mikuo was talking about until I turned my head. I had melons right in my face. Unfortunately, Miki lost balance and fell forward causing Luka to fall forward causing me to suffocate.

But me suffocating wasn't a problem. Luka was. Feeling violated, Luka filled everyone's eyes with fear.

"Y-y-y-y-you w-w-w-w-ouldn't..." I said, almost about to cry as she pulled out a fat giant tuna from no where. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Yeah, yeah. First fracking fan-fiction. Pfffft I don't think I did that well but if you guys like it, thank you. :3

Short, sorry. D:

Luka: I feel so violated.

Piko: Heh heh. I know you liked it.

Luka: SHUT UP! You act like Mikuo!

Mikuo: Huh? Sorry, I playing eroge games.

Miki: Uuuhhhh...

Me: sigh