Liz Lemon barged into Jack's office as she does when she enters almost any room.
"Jack, we have a problem-" she started but stopped, startled when she noticed a young blonde in a seat across from Jack's desk. The moment the blonde say Liz a look of pity, superiority and embarrassment for Liz came across her face. Liz stared at her dumbstruck, for this was how Jack looked at her every day.
"Lemon, I'm in the middle of something" Jack's head was in his hands, as if he had been arguing for hours.
"Um, who's this?" she asked.
"She's my um, my, um" Jack frowned and his eyes were still down, and it was like he couldn't find the right word.
"Sister" the blonde rolled her eyes.
"Right" he sighed.
"Oh, I thought she might have been your-" Liz trailed off raising her eyebrows at him.
"Oh, good god Lemon, no" said Jack "This is Jacqueline Donaghy" the blonde winced at the sound of her own name.
"That's, a nice name" said Liz slowly.
"No, it's not" Jacqueline stood up "If my mother wasn't knocked to for 72 hours after I was born, I wouldn't have had to be named by Jack"
Liz first noticed the arrogance in her posture, something Jack had been trying, and failing to teach her.
"Will there be anything else?" Jack asked Lemon
"Jenna wants a fountain for her dressing room and Tracy is threatening to quit the show" said Liz.
"What else is new" muttered Jack under his breath, then spoke up "Lemon, can't you do anything without my guidance?"
"Your guidance? You get me to help you choose a tie everyday!" exclaimed Lemon.
"You didn't today" he countered
"That explains it" muttered Jacqueline.
"Fine Jack, have a nice day with your sister" Liz threw her hands up in the air and walked out.
"You sure know how to pick them, Bro" said Jacqueline.
"Me and Lemon? Oh she's not" Jack thought for a moment "Anything"
"Well If I know everything it's that, last night I had a dream that I killed you and that yo are falling in love with that woman" Jacqueline winked at Jack and walked out.
"Jacqueline is a good name" he called after her.