This is a list of thirty things I don't understand about Naruto. If you can answer anything please leave it in a comment.

1. Why don't they have phones and stuff? They can bring people back from the dead but they can't figure out phones? Plus they have headsets and giants computer screen thingies. What time are they in!?

2. Sakura has pink hair and people make fun of her forehead?

3. Why did the 4th put the demon in his son? Why not some random orphan baby then kill that baby? With that you kill a demon at the small price of a child that would have grown to become lonely and depressed.

4. Why is Orochimaru evil? Besides the whole not being Hokage thing I don't get it?

5. In the chuunin exams there were like 30 spies and stuff, don't they have a screening system?

6. Why does Guy wear spandex?

7. Why did Pein go like world domination mental? Did he hit his head or something?

8. Why do people always sacrifice important lives, why not a drunk or a hobo, or a drunk hobo?

9. Ino has no pupils, is she on crack?

10. What happened with Naruto's mom, did she have the baby hand him to the 4th so he could seal the demon in him the get a margarita?

11. Why doesn't Karin comb the rest of her hair?

12. Why did Haku dress like a girl, was he gay? I think he was gay?

13. What happened to Gaara's teddy bear? Did he kill it?

14. What made Kakashi such a pervert?

15. Orochimaru is a perverted murderer/body-stealer and yet he still has followers, what the fu-fugde is that?

16. If people can just poof places why do they take two days to run somewhere where there's an emergency?

17. Why does Kisame look like a fishy?

18. How do you keep poison senbon in your mouth without dying?

19. Why does Deidara have 4 mouths?

20. Is Madara a crack-head, I don't get that whole Tobi routine?

21. Where does Naruto get all his money, he doesn't do anything? I mean all his missions that they show don't involve money just bringing some guy back or something, does that pay? Do they have taxes?

22. How come some of the animals talk, and some don't?

23. They all have magical jutsu and stuff but no one's heard of a gun? What about transformation jutsu, why do they need disguises for missions when they have that?

24. Don't they have child protectment laws?

25. Why doesn't anyone ever punch Ino? I really want to punch Ino, don't you? Or Sakura, I want to punch her more. I mean they punch tons of people.

26. How come it never snows in the Leaf Village? It like goes from forest to desert to forest to rainy place to snowy place to stone rock place. What's up with that?

27. Why does Kakashi wear a mask?

28. Why does Neji wear his hair like that? And what's with Sasuke's hair? And Shikamaru's. And Gai and Lee's? And Kakashi's? What's up with the funny hair!

29. What kind of name is TenTen?

30. Why doesn't Sasuke just committ suicide and get it over with? Sakura too.

I am not really serious! So don't go and be mean. I know it's stupid. And I just plain don't like Sakura and Sasuke.