So this is just something that has been floating in my mind forever...what if the episode "Tori Get's Stuck" was changed around a bit, and it was Tori who was in the hospital and Jade that had to give blood to her? You will notice that I'll skip out on some parts...but I'm gonna add a bunch of more stuff and change a lot of things around...sooooo read and review!
Jade Get's Stuck:
"Let's...discuss...ACTING!" Sikowitz announced as he threw away the straw to his coconut milk.
The whole class sat in silence.
"Um...what ABOUT, acting," Andre spoke up first.
"Oh yes, any questions?" Sikowiz asked.
Before anyone could say anything, the bell rang and the students all got up, grabbed their bags, and started to leave the classroom.
"Wait, wait, WAIT!" Sikowitz waved his hands. "Would anyone be interested in seeing a cast list for a little play called...STEAMBOAT SUZY?"
The class clamored and started to gather around the teacher.
"I got the lead, right?" Jade called out.
Sikowits hesitated and fingered the paper nervously. "Uh...pardon me?"
"I'm playing Suzy...RIGHT?"
Sikowitz dropped the cast list and made a beeline for the exit.
Jade glared after him and picked up the list.
"Did you get the lead?" Cat asked.
Jade glanced down at the list, glanced back at the class, and angrily started to crumple up the paper.
"ARGH!" she kicked a chair in fury.
"I don't think she got it," Andre stated the obvious.
"So...who's playing Suzy?" Robbie asked the class.
Tori walked over and started to open up the paper. She looked up worriedly and said "Me."
"Yes...HER! THAT! SHE got the lead!" Jade spat.
"What part did you get?"
"I got cheated and humiliated!"
"You get used to it," Sinjin sighed, and Robbie nodded.
"Alright...chill down," Andre said calmly. "It says right here...Jade West...understudy for the role of Suzy."
"Oh yeehoo, like it's my DREAM to be Tori's UNDERSTUDY!" Jade snapped.
"Uh...what's an understudy?" Tori squeaked?
"Aw...MAN!" Jade hurled her water bottle against the wall and it knocked something clean off.
"An understudy is like a backup actor," Robbie explained.
"Yeah, so if you get sick or something, the understudy takes over for your role," Andre added.
"Yeah...if you get sick!" Jade started toward Tori. "Or go MISSING...or get HIT BY A BUS!" she shrieked before storming out of the room and slamming the door behind her.
Tori gulped. "She can't drive a bus...can she?"
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Jade stomped on Andre's granny smith apple several times before throwing what was left of it back into his hands.
"Look like Granny Smith just broke a hip..." Andre muttered.
"Hey, after school, do you guys want to go and eat somewhere?" Robbie invited.
"Um...I don't know," Tori admitted. "My tummy's been feeling a bit weird lately."
"It's always something!" Rex muttered. Tori glared at him.
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Later that day, everyone was sitting in the black box theatre waiting for Tori to come so that they could do the final rehearsal.
"Good Ghandi...where could Tori be?" Sikowitz paced around.
"We need her to do the final rehearsal," Andre sighed. He was wearing his captain unifrom.
"If Tori is too lazy to show up," Jade smirked. "Then how about we rehearse with me? The REAL steamboat captain?"
Sikowitz sighed. "I guess we don't have a choice. We'll just use the understudy until Tori shows up."
"Is that what you refer to me as? The understudy?" Jade yelled.
"Calm down!" Andre called out.
"Alright Jade, you can be Suzy...for now," Sikowitz announced.
Jade smirked and slipped into Tori's outfit.
The scene began...
Robbie ran up on the deck. "Captain! The storm is getting worse!"
"Ya think I can't see that?" Andre shouted. "Now you better get down before something happens...AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Lighting struck the captain and he crupled to the ground.
"Captain! You've been struck by lightning!" Robbie ran over.
"Ugh...I can't get up," Andre gasped. "You better dock the boat!"
"WE'RE NOT DOCKING!" Jade proudly strolled out in her uniform. "I'll captain this ship!"
"What? Are you crazy?"
"That little girl is sick!"
Trina walked up on stage dressed in a ridiculous little girl costume, coughing and hacking.
"We need to get her to New Orlean's before daybreak!" Jade announced.
You can't captain this ship...you're just a woman!"
Jade looked down at him. "I may be a woman...but that doesn't mean i'm not the best dang steamboat captain this here river's ever seen!"
The song then started.
Now men will always tell you how they do it all
Women do the work you never seeeeee
So is it what happened during great need of a captain whoaaaaaaaaaaa...
"HOLD! CUT!" Sikowitz called.
"WHAT?" Jade glared.
Lane ran over to them, panting. "Tori's in the hospital!"
Everyone gasped, except Jade.
"What?" she repeated.
"Why is Tori in the hospital?" Cat asked in her small voice.
"I'm not sure," Lane replied.
"This means I get to play the lead now!" Jade chuckled.
"We need to go visit her," Andre said.
"Definitely."
"Is it okay with you, Sikowitz?" Lane asked.
Sikowitz thought for a moment. "Of course...but the play starts at 7:30. You must be back way before then."
"We'll be back in plenty of time," Andre promised. "Let's go now."
"Oh wait! Trina!" Sikowitz called.
"Yeah?"
"You need to work on your coughing and hacking...because...it sucks."
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Everyone poured into Tori's hospital room at once.
"Wow...I didn't know you were so popular," the doctor in there grinned.
"Aww Tori what's wrong?" Cat asked.
"See my x-ray up there?" Tori said softly. Everyone looked up to see a picture of Tori's lower abdomen. A small toy car was parked right in the middle of it.
"Ew..." Robbie murmured.
"When I was little, I brought my favorite toy car to school and a scary bully made me swallow it."
"You are so pathetic, Vega," Jade sneered.
"Shut up, Jade," Tori snapped.
"If that car moves, it could tear that girl's guts apart," the doctor said grimly.
Tori wimpered.
"So just cut her open and yank it out," Jade scoffed. "Not that hard."
"Well we would but...Tori has O-negative blood, and very rare blood type. And we don't have enough of that type of blood here at this hospital."
"Well...if any of us have that type of blood, we would donate it for Tori," Andre said.
"Yeah, of course!" Cat grinned.
"Then let's get you all tested," the doctor announced. "Come this way."
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When everyone got back, Lane walked into the room.
"Well, the good news is that one of you has the same blood type as Tori!"
Everyone cheered.
"The bad news is that it's Jade."
Alright the next chapter will be WAYYYYYY more interested, with more Jori moments (but not romance) and fun stuff at the hospital. Stay tuned! And review review review!