Against the Cullen's Moral Character

by mcuobsessed

What are some things that the Cullen characters wouldn't do? Read and find out :D

1. Edward

15 Things that are against Edward's moral character…

1. Go to the beach when it's sunny and suddenly shout, "Hey! I'm all sparkly!"

2. Leave Bella…again.

3. Suddenly become gay…which would result in leaving Bella…again

4. …and if he became gay, he would chase after Jacob

5. …or Charlie if he wanted to annoy Bella

6. Shave off all his hair

7. …and then realize that he's a vampire, in which it won't grow back again

8. Become friends with Jacob and his 'gang'

9. Go emo and decide that he hates life

10. Cut himself as a result of becoming emo

11. Suddenly decide that reading minds is overrated

12. …and when Victoria wants to come and kill Bella, he won't be checking her mind anytime soon

13. enroll Bella in dance classes

14. Decide that on Easter, go hunt bunny rabbits

15. …Then talk about it in front of Bella