"Have you ever felt like you were never in the right place

"Have you ever felt like you were never in the right place? And you have so many problems you had to face to get to your goal? Well things don't always get better if you try to make things better, sometimes it makes it worst. So what's the point in even trying if you know your going to fail?" Sigh, "You probably aren't even listening to me are you? I figured. What, hold on? I'm getting too far ahead of myself. Let me tell you a little about myself. My name is Ichigo. Jeez! If you want to know my full name you could have just asked, God. It's Kurosaki Ichigo. Now I'm not unusual or anything. (Unless you count being a Soul Reaper, Being able to see ghost, and spiraling in a time warp. Yes that's right a time warp. And to make it even worse I haveno idea where I am going.) Now, before anything happens I may as give you a summary of what happened on the years before I was 28. (A/N: Yes he's 28 but you'll see what happens …when he gets out.)My home-town was destroyed, my friends were all killed, my hollow nearly destroyed the world, and t make things worse I FUCKING BEING CHASED BY THE SOUL SOCIETY FOR BEING THE LAST FUCKEN VIZARD. Now isn't this wonderful I just love my life. But the good things were that I mastered kido, Conquered my hollow, I can transform into my hollow as well, at anytime, and I became the strongest Soul Reaper alive, or dead if you know what I mean. The good thing about no one in the Hollow World is that no one would look there. Now being chased has disadvantages but it also has advantages, like knowing where they look, how much power they have, etc., etc. But you don't get that many battles when you're that strong, the half the time your enemies run away from you." Sigh. "I've been doing that a lot right? Hold your thoughts I see a bright light.

WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH HOLY CRAP, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON AROUND HERE!?"

Curse: Sorry but that chapter was only the begging, the real story starts In the next chapter. He Shows up in the real world next chapter. So hope you like it. And P.S Rukia will make an appearance next chapter, along with the 13 Court Guards.

Sora: You still working on Bleach?

Curse: O.o how did you get in here

Sora: Front door was unlocked

Curse: I could of sworn I locked it

Sora: What?

Curse: Nothing

Sora: Okay, so yah the chapter was short but review it's suppose to be funny next chapter.

Curse: I just.

Sora: Oh Curse, Can we do something like Radio-Kon?

Curse: No

Sora: What If the readers want it?

Curse: then I'll put it in the story.

Sora: TELL HIM TOO!

Curse: ...

Sora: what?

Curse: Nothing just a long argument

Sora: Yah I know

WELL SEE YOU SOON IN THE NEXT CHAPTER

Curse: do we have to type that?

Sora: Yes