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Yoru: Yellow!

Kuronue:…what?

Yoru: Hello with a y! But I didn't want the annoying red line under it, so I made it yellow!

Kuronue: Right. Okay. This series is more or less up to readers. The first is Yoru's deal, but after that you get more if you tell her what to write. Any YAOI pairing, any subject, whatever. Just go for it.

Yoru: I'm just cool like that.

First: Shikamaru x Kiba – A week after Valentine's Day
Kiba loathed Valentine's Day. The chocolate upset his stomach, the pink was too much for his eyes, and the girls' giggling never ceased on that day.

He was happy it was over, but would the leftovers never cease? The girls were still giggling over their silly little presents, still popping chocolates, still cooing over the boys.

However, he, Kiba, was not being cooed over. Why? Because his feelings on Valentine's Day were well known. He never gave anything and never received. Not even from Hinata. Not that he wanted anything from her, but from another particular individual.

Now he sat in a tree, watching the occasional girl walk by with an odd spring in her step. Was he jealous? Of course not, why would he…yes, yes he was. He wanted that spring, but his Inuzuka pride kept him from suddenly changing his mind on the subject of the materialistic Valentine's Day. Besides, his crush hated it just as much.

Then again, said crush only hated it because he was always mobbed by girls on that particular day. At least, that's what he said.

He sighed. Akamaru licked his hand, whimpering a little.

"Akamaru, you know I hate Valentine's Day, right?"

"Yip!"

"Okay, so why do I feel like crap because I never get anything?"

"Yip yap arf!"

"…are you serious? You think if I found a date it would help?"

"Yap!"

"No girl would go out with me, and if you're thinking of him, well…he's not interested in me that way, Aka, and you know it."

Akamaru was silent for a while, then his little brown eyes lit up.

"Yap yap arf woof yip!" He leaped from the tree before Kiba could stop him, and ran off down the street. Cursing, Kiba ran after him. Akamaru couldn't be serious…

"Akamaru! Come back now, you mutt!" Kiba shouted, ignoring the looks from people on the street. His dog ignored him, continuing to the doorstep of a particular house. Kiba put on a burst of speed and lunged for the dog (who dodged nimbly) just as the door opened.

"What the…"

He collided hard with the person who stepped out.

That wasn't all.

His lips had landed rather forcefully on the other's, resulting in an awkward kiss. As they froze, Kiba couldn't help thinking that Akamaru had planned all of this somehow. The other person pulled away first.

"Kiba, you better have a damn good reason for that, you troublesome mutt."

"Sorry, Shika, Akamaru ran away and I jumped for him but I landed on you and I'm sorry but we kissed and oh shit…" Kiba leaped up, face redder than Hinata's when she imagined Naruto in the shower. He stammered out another apology and ran, completely forgetting Akamaru until he got to the park and scaled another tree.

His dog leaped up beside him after a fashion and proceeded to tear him a new one regarding his escape.

"Akamaru, if I didn't love you I'd strangle you! You knew I'd end up on top of him, you knew I'd kiss him, you jerky mutt!"

"Yap yap arf woof yip!"

"You knew I was too shy to ask him out, much less kiss him, and you just made me do it anyway!"

"Arf yip!"

"Don't try to tell me that you had nothing to do with it, you absolute jerk!"

"Woof woof yip arf!"

"I don't care if he's coming up here, I…what?!?" Kiba looked down to see that Shikamaru was indeed almost up the tree.

Oh, God, should I jump down and run?

Too late. Shikamaru landed on his branch and grabbed his arm, pinning him against the trunk.

"Kiba, do not run away from me," he growled. Kiba gulped. He couldn't read Shikamaru's eyes; was that anger or lust or hate or what?

"Shikamaru…"

"Shut up."

Yikes.

"I'm only going to say this once, you troublesome mutt, so listen good."

Kiba nodded, a bit frightened, and closed his eyes tightly.

He felt lips against his own, much more gently this time. Before the shock would wear off enough for him to reciprocate, Shikamaru pulled away.

"Happy belated Valentine's Day, mutt."

Akamaru, odd as it sounds for a dog, smirked.

A/N: Please give me your requests! Remember, any yaoi pairing, any situation! Enjoy yourselves, and I'll enjoy the challenge!