Once or twice on Thursdays, Axel and Sepiroth make model airplanes and go bowling. However, Hitler wanted to bake cookies and assorted pastries. Thus, Vexen melted Mussolini's pituitary gland and e-mailed Zexion a pipe bomb. Zexion was not surprised, he always received random things. Meanwhile, Axel won the match by infinity to 7, so Sepiroth stabbed him with his face. Therefore Emily Dickinson decided poetry would be best served with parsley. Hitler ingested Axel and was promptly blown up by Sepiroth. Sepiroth proceeded to gun down Sora, who had been mooning him constantly. Cloud invited him to have tea with Simba and Luxord. There was rum fairy dust in Luxord's tea, and Simba had no teeth, for Vexen had melted those too. Sadly, Hitler had burned the assorted pastries, so they had to eat the cookies, but Simba was allergic to the cookies. He fell down dead, and Cloud proceeded to make him into a fabulous fur coat. Mello wanted that coat, so he attempted to fight Cloud, but in the end Zexion won, seeing as Mello died of Type 1 Diabetes. Near then began to gnaw on Mello's chocolate, and Matt angrily shot Near's ankles. L then realized that his sugar cubes were giving the New Zealanders mental retardation, and Matt died of lung cancer, as well as roughly 40 bullets embedded in his organs. L swore revenge on them and thus pelted Light with apples, putting him in a stroke. And practiced dropping a spoon in slow-mo. L died of a heart attack, so Near went back to grammar school to learn how to beat Luxord in a literary competition. Unfortunately for Near, Luxord had taken that class ten times, so he shot Near in the face.
THE END.
Author's (Death) Note: This is another Random…made by my pal Noki and I last year in Algebra. Don't take the content too seriously; it was not made to offend anyone.
…and the assorted pastries shall rule the world.