American Idol: Evo style

Several Spot-lights are turned to shine on a large group of theater seats containing a very confused cast of X-men evolution (Minus 1 but we won't tell who!) (All of them, not just the mutants or regulars)

"Ugh! Where are we?" Rouge said very tired and confused, but just then another spotlight shone on a table with three chairs and three little name plates saying, 'Simon' 'Paula' and 'Randy'.

"Ugh, I, like, hate this show!" Kitty said crossing her arms. Three barely visible figures walked in through the side door then sat down at the three chairs.

"Oh this isn't American Idol" The girl in the 'Paula' seat said in a happy and reassuring voice, everyone breathed a sigh of relief, "This is American Idol: Evo Style!"

"Wat is dat?" Remy asked his curiosity getting the better of him.

The girl in the 'Simon' seat began to explain in a bad accent, "Well, it's like American Idol except, One:" she began, then let 'Paula' continue.

"We chose the songs" she started then 'Randy' continued.

"You ge…" but he was cut off by a P.O.d Remy.

"Why don't he have to sing de stupid songs!?"

"Because this Sheila over here" Pyro said while pointing at 'Simon', "Asked me nicely"

'Paula' then said, "And she gave you Pixie Stixs and Chocolate, and he does have to sing"

"Wot!?" Pyro exclaims worried. He is still very nervous until 'Paula' whispers in Pyro's ear, he then smiles and yells,"YAY!"

(Did I mention all of their OCs are here?)

(Oh thought I did)

(Ugh, I can be so forgetful sometimes!)

(Oh well!)

Hope put her hand up then without waiting said, "You cannot be Paula and Simon, so… who are you?"

"Simple really" 'Paula' said shrugging, "I am Penny Ferret. And", she said pointing at 'Simon'.

"I am Kandee Land!"

Kurt, Remy, and Piotr all gulp recognizing their captors.

"What makes you think we'd do anything for you sick little kids?" Logan asked angrily.



"Hmmmmm", Penny said looking very thoughtful before saying,"Oh yeah, this is what makes me think you'll do it!" she said as she stared at him concentrating hard.

Then Logan did the most embarrassing thing he could ever imagine, "HE'S MY BEST FRIEND BEST OF ALL BEST FRIENDS! YOU SHOULD GET A BEST FRIEND TO! HE TICKLES IN MY TUMMY, HE'S SO YUMMY YUMMY! YEAH YOU SHOULD GET A BEST FRIEND TO! YEAH!!" Nobody could hold in the laughter, until Logan came back to his senses that is. "What's so damn funny!?" he said angrily.

"You are a very good singer Logan." Kandee said in a very kind voice, "We forgot to mention that Penny's a powerful physic mutant didn't we?"

Quietly Magsy said to himself, "Ha! With this helmet to protect me they can do nothing to stop me!"

Then Duncan, being his normal 'I'm so sexy, I'm so perfect, All girls want to date me' self, said cockily, "Hey girls, how about you go on a date with the MVP of Bayville High's Football team, then the MVP doesn't have to sing?"

They then said together, "Hmmm Lets think… EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!"

Then Penny, noticing Magsy trying to escape, stares at Storm for a second then makes a bolt of lightning hit him. She catches him with her telekinesis before he hits the ground then puts him back in his seat.

"Did we forget to say that she can also copy other mutant's powers?"

"As Oi was saying, you also get prizes and money." Pyro says before getting distracted again, "Money makes pretty blue fire!"

"There is a starting amount of cash but reviewers can give us more money and prizes!" Kandee said, the smile growing wider.

"Also, there will be a poll to see who gets booted each round. Just know that there are a few that even if you try to vote out, will still be in the running" Penny explained further.

"Now! To your dressing rooms!"

"You left out the part about them being embarrassed to death" Penny pointed out to Kandee

"Like I care"

See you next time on American Idol: Evo Style