Written for hh_sugarquill's Poetry Challenge #25. Part of the Hogwart's Is Cracked series.
Prompt: Love poems Crack. Please, be ridiculous. Lockhartian love poems to himself, Unrequited poems to Harry written by Colin? The world is your oyster
Word Count: Any
It's Yours
My Interestingly Pointy, Irma Pince
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It's your nose.
Shaped in that lovely crescent moon shape.
A mirror image of my own.
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It's your glasses.
Hugging your nose so tightly that they leave marks.
Because they love you too much.
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It's your little blue eyes.
Always watery, as if hidden under constant sadness.
That only I can bring you away from.
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It's your wrinkles.
Waving hello to me every time I see you.
As if they know what you're thinking.
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It's your mouth.
That only I can unpurse.
With soft kisses.
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It's your unfailing attitude.
Students must be punished.
The harsher the better.
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It's the way you look at me.
As though I'm the cover to your pages.
Hugging you tightly.
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And I am.
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Your Acquisitively Fanatic, Argus Filch
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