Title: Parental Control Bleach Way
***disclaimer*** I DO NOT OWN BLEACH OR MTV PARENTAL CONTROL SERIES……
Summary: it's a parody. Parings will be a surprise lol XP I'm evil that way!!
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"Hi my name is Kurosaki Isshin I am a local doctor and I am single father have three beautiful kids and oh yeah check out MY PECKS!!!!!!!", said Isshin while he ripped his shirt like if he was The Hulk and he moved his pecks up and down. His two daughters turned red like tomatoes, because they are being filmed live and he already taint the Kurosaki family name less then one minute being live on TV.
"THAT'S IT OLD MAN!", said Karin angrily annoyed. She walk to the spot where her father was showing his pecks and Karin did the unthinkable. Karin kicked him in the ass and he fell straight to the floor. "OWW! WHY KARIN I'M YOUR FATHER!" , said Isshin in pain. "Shut up!", said Karin while stomping her feet on her dad.
"Psss .You guys we're live on TV. Karin you promised you wouldn't get mad and dad you promised you wouldn't do something stupid." said by a very embarrassed family member Yuzu.
After what felt like ten minutes stomping on her dad. "Fine, let's start over." said a somewhat calmed Karin. "You already met our stupid father, I am Karin Kurosaki Ichigo's younger sister." Karin looked at her twin sister waiting for her to introduce herself, but nothing came out from her. "Yuzu say something to the TV.", Karin said while waving a hand at her face so Yuzu could snap out of it. "…", Yuzu said nothing, but had panic written all over her face. "Man, this can't be helped and this is my twin sister Yuzu Kurosaki another sibling of Ichigo.", Karin said annoyingly.
Isshin rose to his feet and dusted himself up and cleared his throat out. "Yes, let's start over. My son Ichigo is fifteen years old and well.. He loves to kick peoples' butt if they do anything bad. He is very protective of his friends and family. He is a loyal son and he is also a very short tempered person." , said Isshin.
"He is also kind and truly one person you could count on when things go wrong." said Yuzu and Karin in union.
"BUT THERE IS ONE PROBLEM. WE DON'T LIKE HIS GIRLFRIEND.", said all three dreadfully in union.
The TV cast crew now showing Ichigo's girlfriend and Ichigo hugging and kissing each other. A girl with red-brownish hair that has a blue jewelry pendent pin, with mighty big boobs, a hour shaped glass body and silver -greenish eyes. A boy with spiky orange hair, tall ,muscular, amber eyes, and has his somewhat trademark scowl on his face.
PARENTAL CONTROL TV HOST: This is Orihime ichigo's girlfriend. She's been dating Ichigo for three months and Ichigo thinks she has all the package what a girl should be and has a sweet ass body , but his family thinks he should look for someone else. His family is setting him up with two blind dates with girls hand picked just for him and you think Ichigo will have problem with this. Imagine what his girlfriend Orihime would feel. As Orihime sits down with the Kurosaki family and watch the dates together. At the end of the day Ichigo has to choose one girl he wants to date. His girlfriend Orihime of three months or a new girl his family chose for him. Ichigo is gonna get a shot of PARENTAL CONTROL.