HEY THIS IS NEW READ THIS BEFORE GOING TO CHAPTER 1
Chapter Zero: Hey! Listen!
Well, I'm back (though you can say I was always here) and this is Tears of a Clown, Version 2. After reading my work of fiction, I decided to rewrite it to make it better. I took out parts, added more dialogue and information, and combined the shorter chapters, so it's a whole new read. Just so you know Chapter 4 (Was Chapter 6) will be in soon, it's just a pain writing. Chapter 5 will flow quickly once 4 is done, followed by 6. So now that that's settled, if you read my story before, go to Chapter one. The rest of what's below is for the new readers.
Alright. This is some information I want you to read first before pursuing. In the entire DB series, the humans are played like chumps. Now what's done is done, mind you, but I feel that it's my right to flesh out the unlucky individuals and give them some quality justice.
And starting off, we're going to Chaozu.
Why this freak? Because he's my gosh darn favorite that's why! Psychic midgets SHOULD go hard, but he doesn't. He was only Krillin's rival in Dragonball, and in DBZ they made him go Jibaku all over Nappa, which didn't even work. Any site that has info on Chaozu has some inaccurate facts, and I haven't read a fanfic with him being on top. If anybody deserves some respect it's this guy.
So before reading you all need to know this:
1. Chaozu is NOT an emperor! That was a retold movie!
2. Chaozu is NOT gay! That's just a funny rumor!
3. Chaozu is NOT a clown! This fic is called Tears of a Clown to make parody of anybody who says he is, and because I couldn't think up of a better name!
Note I will parody the first two rules, the question is when. This fic is to tell the back story of Chaozu, and explain what really is up with him and the Crane School.
ChorpReturns