A/N: This is practically based on " Of a lover, a banshee and a wisewoman" So enjoy and read that story to understand though you wouldn't necessarily need to and if you can, check out my other stories! Also I am on Fictionpress!
Anyways,
Enjoy!
Story: From Moping to Smiling
Chapter: 1
Chapter name: The summary
POV: BOOMER
The city of Townsville! Where the birds are chirping, the sun is shining-
" WHAT THE F***?!"
...and Buttercup's screaming.
" WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T COME?! "
Her screams were filled with absolutely pure fury and can be heard through out the whole town, much to the horror of the poor innocent bystanders.
I myself heard it, obviously, it was incredibly hard not to. Especially when your extremely unfortunate brother, Butch, is holding his phone a safe distance away from his ear trying to scoot away as much as possible.
I'm actually wondering how his eardrum hasn't started bleeding yet, I'm sure a lot of people's have and mine are on the verge of doing it.
Poor guy, he's been trying to talk to the witch.
" Look BC I-"
" WHY CAN'T YOU COME?"
" I can't come because I-"
" ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?"
" What? look-"
" THEN WHY CAN'T YOU COME?!"
"BECAUSE BRICK IS SICK WOMAN!"
"Oh...wait. BRICK IS SICK?!IS HE OKAY?"
Butch twitched.
" WHY THE HELL THE DO YOU CARE?!"
Insert start of an argument.
All hope I had for you is lost Butch...
While my pitiful sorry excuse of a boyfriend brother is trying to tell the witch how he can't come, well more like having an argument instead, I'll tell you what caused all this mess.
You see, me and Butch ;or Butch and I, whatever; decided that since Brick is acting like a child who just lost his mother and moping around, with his cereal in hand, to take him out for some cheering up. And the first thing on the list if a concert. And the concert is this weekend, which means Butch has to cancel his date, with the witch he calls a girlfriend, a.k.a, Buttercup.
And before I forget to tell you, the witch is my green brother's girlfriend, in case you haven't caught on yet, and apparently they had some plans tonight, which is the cause of the tantrum. ...I seriously did not need to know that.
I am actually questioning half the male population of this town who has dubbed him ' lucky guy' ,'cause, Butch is not lucky at all. I mean, c'mon people he's dating a witch! Who the hell would call that lucky?!
Right back to the point.
Brick is emo. And I'm...not exactly sure music is Brick's thing, 'cause that guy is THE ice man. And no, I am not exaggerating, he literally is void of any emotion.
Okay speaking of the devil...he is still moping around with his cereal. Which is a very sad sight you know? I mean, WHO THE F*** COULD IGNORE THE CEREAL?! WTH BRICK, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!
Deep breath Boomer, deep breath. Whew okay. I'm okay. I'm okay.
...I can still see the cereal crying, milky tears pouring down from their golden cheeks,
" Boomer...PLEASE EAT US MASTER!"
" Yes, master. We are very lonely!"
" Please eat us!"
" Yes, PLEASE!"
I mean seriously, dude , eat the damn cereal, you're making me hungry.
Now I know, what you are thinking. Since he's not going to eat it, why don't I do it myself like the nice, obedient little brother I am? * blinks eyes innocently, with a halo on head*
Well you are right. Because that was exactly what I did. Thinking it was "pure genius", I went ahead, and confronted my emotional wreck of a brother.
" Yo Brick! Hand over ya cereal!"
Okay well that is not exactly what happened.
( Scene shows a extremely terrified Boomer, heading towards a red door.)
Though being scared of Brick, which I always have been, being myself I forgot to remember that Brick is SUPER possessive of his food. Specifically, his cereal.
And I have now officially support bruises, a broken nose,few broken ribs and wicked scars to prove it. Hmm...they'll probably stay there for over 2 weeks, even with X skin.
Dammit! Now how am I supposed to go on a date with Bubbles!?
Oh well, one must know,
Hell hath no fury like Brick, when pissed off.
Written: I don't remember
Published: 18/09/16
A/N: This is a 3 shot. The first chapter is the summary, the second events and the third the ending. Next POV is Townsville's one and only beauty, Blossom!
:) I hope you have enjoyed and this will most likely be finished by December, so ;) you don't to wait that much.
