Disclaimer: JKR wrote it. I just play around with the characters.
I am not having sex!
It had been six months since the battle of Hogwarts, Charlie was in Romania, Harry and Ginny were going out as were Hermione and Ron, everything was good in the wizarding world, there was also a new minister of magic, Kingsley Shaklebottom, but that's beside the point.
Ginny and I were sat in her room in the burrow. I was staying here while my parents were in Australia attending my mum's school friend child's christening and my brother was at Uncle Regulus's house.
"So," Ginny started as we flipped through the magazines. "How are you and Charlie?" she asked.
"We're good thanks," I replied. "What about you and Harry." I watched amused and Ginny grinned, I laughed. "That good eh?" she nodded, suddenly there was a knock on the door and Mrs. Weasley came in.
"Gin," she said. "Go and help Fred and George in the kitchen, I need to speak to Sam." Ginny nodded and slid of the bed, she shot me a questioning look to which I shrugged, and headed down the stairs. Mrs. Weasley waited till she heard Fred and George spot Ginny before closing the door and sitting on the bed. "Sam," she said slowly. "I need to ask you a very serious question." I waited; she took a breath before continuing. "I'm doing this because I care about you, but I need to know are you and Charlie having sex."
Let me just say this question did not surprise me in the least, Ginny had warned me that her mother might ask this question, she had asked Bill while he was dating Fleur (they were now married and had moved out) and was doing it again with Charlie and me.
"No, Mrs. Weasley," I replied. "We're not." Mrs. Weasley nodded.
"That's ok, because if you were you could tell me." She said. I smiled at her.
"Thanks Mrs. Weasley." She nodded distractedly and stood up.
"Well," she said smiling. "If you do need anything I am here for you, don't be shy." She headed towards the door and opened it, she let out a startled cry as Fred, George and Ginny tumbled through. They smiled sheepishly at her before disappearing down the stairs. Mrs. Weasley smiled at me before going out, as she shut the door I heard her yell.
"FREDRICK GIDEON, GEORGE FABIEN AND GINEVRA MOLLY WEASLEY I SUGGEST YOU RUN!" I heard a cry from downstairs and then the front door banged. I chuckled before lying down on the bed and remembering the conversation with my mother about whether or not Charlie and I were having sex. She had come in closed the door behind her and asked if me and Charlie were having sex, I replied with no and then asked her if Dad had put her up to it and she replied with that he had and then for the next fifteen minutes we joked about other stuff.
I was expecting some teasing from Fred and George, who were my age except slightly younger then me, and so I went down to supper light hearted and ready to have a laugh, except it didn't turn out that way.
"So," Fred said grinning wickedly when I entered. "You and Charlie eh?" he said elbowing me and winking.
"What about me and Charlie?" I asked as innocently as I could. This caused Fred and Georges identical grins to widen.
"I think you know what I mean," Fred said and then added in a low audible whisper. "You and him having sex."
"Fred." His mother warned as Percy joined the table.
"Who's having sex?" he asked sitting down.
"Nobody." I replied quickly.
"Good, good," he replied. "Lots of nasty diseases going round these days, you never know what you might catch."
"Yeah," George said looking at me. "Tell Charlie to wear a condom."
"Shut up." I hissed whacking him on the arm as Ron came in the door.
"Tell Charlie to wear what?" he asked.
"Nothing." I said through gritted teeth as Fred said, "Condom." I glowered at him as Ron gaped at me. Mrs. Weasley had gone outside to feed the chickens.
"You… you…" he spluttered.
"No!" I cried. "Charlie and I are not having sex!"
"Excuse me." I looked up to see Mr. Weasley stood there his mouth hanging open, my face flushed red.
"Well who you having sex with then?" asked Fred trying not to laugh.
"Yeah," George said joining in. "If your not having it with Charlie who you having it with?" he asked.
"Leave Sam alone." Ginny said coming to my defence. Fred and George turned to her and said.
"All we want to know is who's she having sex with," they turned back to me. "If it's not Charlie?"
"I'm not having sex with anyone you idiots!" I screamed.
"I should hope not." A voice said. I looked up to see Charlie stood in the doorway, a suitcase in his hands and his mother behind him, glaring at Fred and George, who turned back to their food straight away.
"Charlie, what are you doing here?" I asked running to great him.
"Oh, I don't know," he said putting his suitcase down. "I came to see my girlfriend and my family because I've got some time of and I come in to find that there talking about her having sex with someone else."
"I… Fred and George… just joking…" I trailed of as I noticed the twinkle of laughter in his eye. "Charlie!" I cried slapping his arm, he groaned before smiling and kissing me on the lips.
"Excuse me," Mr. Weasley said interrupting. "But could someone explain?"
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