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Otter: GOOD MORNIN AMERICA

'Murica: ello

Otter: I HOPE TO SHOOT UP A SCHOOL TODAY

Turtle: yay fam can I come

Otter: hell no *shoots Turtle out of pure dankness*

Dankstalker: problem solved

Otter: oh hey dankstopper

Dankstopper: why u call me this

Otter: because you're so big that you stop the dankness from coming in

Red: hey fam

Otter: oh hey mom

Kinkyjew: HWAT

Red: *kills Kinkyjew* hey look it's father

*magic swirling dankness falls from the sky*

Otter: ...

Otter: WHO DAT

Red: u will never knoooooooooooow *disapears*

Otter: okay then

*Red comes back*

Red: I forgot my keys *drives away in a 1965 red Corvette stingray (don't judge meh, I like cars)*

fuckers: you must have a plot or else this story is against the rules

Red (me lol): *comes back* oh fuck the fuckers are here

FINE ILL ADD A PLOT

*adds plot*

Red: happy?

fuckers: also you're not aloud script form, challenges, author's notes-

Red: FUCK OFF

Red: okay BACK TO THE STORY

*story continues*

Otter: where is the plot

Plot: hi there

Otter: *dies*

Ash and Sofie: nuuuuuuuu

Red: *becomes Jesus* come baaaaaaaack

Otter: *comes back* what up fam

Gayseer: I AM HERE FOR THE SAKE OF THE PLOT

Otter: aight

Gayseer: HELP ME DANKSTOPPER IS STOPPING ALL THE DANKNESS FROM COMING

Otter: nuuuuuuu I must stop the dankstopper

Dankstopper: u will never defeat meh! I am too OP for you

Otter: I HAVE DAH POWER OF FRIENDSHIP

Dankstopper: hwat

Otter: SQUAD ASSEMBLE

*squad assembles with Otter as Iron Man, Ash as Captain 'Murica, Thunderbird as Thor, Sofie as the Black Widow, Jewbug as Hulk and Red as Hawkeye (srry Hawkeye is my favourite lol)*

Dankstopper: what the fuck

Ash/Captain 'Murica: LANGUAGE! (if anyone gets it, tell me XD)

Jewbug/Hulk: Hulk smash.

Thunderbird/Thor: more EMPHASIS

Jewbug/Hulk: Hulk SMASH.

Thunderbird/Thor: EMPHASIZE IT

Jewbug/Hulk: HULK SMASH *destroys Thunderbird/Thor* puny god. (PLS TELL ME IF YOU ARE GETTING THE REFERENCES OMFG XD)

Sofie/Black Widow: well then

Red/Hawkeye: Blueberry?

Otter/Iron Man: that's my line

Red/Hawkeye: ah fuck

Ash/Captain 'Murica: LANGUAGE!

Red/Hawkeye: WHAT A GREAT WAY TO END THE STORY, EH?

Cya!

-Red