Naraku's Day Off
Naraku looked around, there was no one there, just him. Prefect! He thought to himself. After taking one quick glance around he grabbed his favorite object and left his castle.
Once he was out on the grounds he looked around again. He couldn't be caught or else he'd be ruined. There was no way he was going to let that happen, even if it killed him, which he knew it wouldn't.
Dashing across the court yard Naraku was over in the trees in no time, the object following close behind. Soon enough he was shourded in the trees, the only way that you knew he had gone in there was the trail of foot prints.
Naraku came to the clearing where he had found the PERFECT hill for what he was going to do.
A couple days ago a good ammont of snow had fallen and covered the ground. Naraku guessed that there was at least 8 inches, that was at the least. The hill was a good hill, it had the perfect slope for what he was going to do, but he couldn't be caught doing it.
Naraku posistioned the sled so that it would go straight and not hit any trees when he got to the other end. He got in the sled and pushed off.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!" Naraku laughed like a little kid. When he stopped he jumped out and ran back up the hill. After a couple of minutes he had a good track going.
Once more Naraku pushed off the top of the hill, he didn't notice that he was facing in the wrong way to avoid the trees. Naraku's sled hit the tree full force, Naraku's head went through the big tree and came out the other side. His torso was stuck in the tree.
"Ah shit..." Naraku muttered, he tried to pull himself out, but he was still stuck fast.
"Milord! Isn't that Naraku?" Jaken asked, Naraku froze. Ah damn! Sesshomaru just HAD to be walking by now didn't HE?! Naraku fumed to himself.
"..." Sesshomaru was looking at the sight. Naraku hadn't noticed that his pants had fallen down, to reveal his underwear. Which just happened to be white with hearts all over them. Sesshomaru turned around and walked away without another word. After he was a good distance away he turned around. "NICE BOXERS!" Sesshomaru yelled, then he walked away like nothing had happened.
Naraku realized that he was catching a draft.
"Well...there goes my dignity out the window..." Naraku muttered.
It was the WORST ending to his ONE day off from being evil. Could it get any worse? Naraku didn't know that it could get worse.
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Disclaimer- I don't own InuYasha.
Aki- This was just a funny little one shot that I thought up. I hope you like it! Leave a reveiw please!