Mariah's pov
I was just walking down the halls of a school cause I had nothing better to do. come to think of it…HOW DID I GET HERE?! Meh I'll figure that out later. I was getting weird looks from people taller than me, they were tall but not by much. And I guess they were looking at me weird because I looked weird, I have VERY curly, dark brown, shoulder length hair, and brown eyes, I stand at almost 5'2" I was shorter by a millimeter. And as I was walking down the halls a flying foot slammed into my face and I hit the floor "well that hurt." "I'M SO SORRY ARE YOU OK!?" "I'm fine." "OH NO YOUR BLEEDING!" "huh?" I brought my hand up to my face and I felt something wet, I swiped it with my finger and looked at it "oh I really am bleeding." I looked up at the person, he was….short "I'm sorry! I really truly am!" tears started to well in his eyes. I got up and put my hand on his head " I'm fine really." I reassured him "but for now can I have some Band-Aids?" come to think of It he reminded me of someone from an manga I read "…Hunni?" everything went black and white for some reason and everyone had a look of horror on their face's and next thing I knew a light was shined in my face "how do you know his name?" "who's? Hunni's?" "YES OF COURSE HUNNI'S" "same as I know all of your names." I replied flatly with a little shrug everything went black and white again "H-How do you know our names?!" "oh look color" "she's probably just messing with us boss" "yeah I bet she doesn't even know our names" I glared at them, then I told them all that I knew "the shady twins are Hikaru and Karou Hitachin both have a crush on someone very close by(fake cough) haruhi (fake cough), the Lolita is Mitsukuni Haninozuka master in many martial arts , Tall dark and handsome is Takashi Morinozuka Hunni and himself are cousins, four eyes is Kyoya Ootori who rivals me in evilness but I wouldn't know how to cover up a murder as well as he can, Tamaki Suoh the idiotic prince of the host club he says he is haruhi's 'daddy' but I think he is just a closet perv" "you forgot one person" I scowled "no I didn't I was just taking a breather" breath in, breath out. "Haruhi fujioka age 15, birthday February 4th, Star sign Aquarius, blood type O, Gender fema-" "OKAY OKAY ENOUGH ALREADY!" "she's like kyo-kyo except-" "-younger-" "-and female-" "-and-" "_Cute_" "get your snaky arms off of me" "I have a question." "yeeeeeeeeeesss kyo-kyo?" "how did you know all of this information?" Kyoya said while pushing up his glasses "hmmmm…" I was weighing my options should I or should I not tell him? "it's a secret" I said putting my finger to my lips and giving them a wink "oh really" Kyoya said glasses glaring "how about if you don't let that secret out I'll ship you off to another country. "
Regular pov
'That should get her' thought everyone minus haruhi "do as you see fit" 'EEEHHHHHHH?!' "I'll tell when im ready to tell and right now I am still trying to figure out how I got here and don't ask where im from because you'll think im crazy" "ok then whats your name, age, and birthdate" "Mariah, 13, April 23." "do you have a place to stay for the night?" "no I don't" "will you maybe-" "-stay with us?" "I'd rather not be molested" " how about you stay with daddy!?" "REALLY I CAN STAY WITH YOU!" "YES!" "hell no…NICE EMO CORNER BY THE WAY!" "so tamaki and the twins are out, that leaves…" "I will not stay with someone who will try to USE me for his own personal gain, and no offence hunni and mori but I can't stay with you either" hunni looked like he was about to cry "so haruhi I want to stay with you" "and why is that?"everyone asked "because I would probably get raped, murdered, or kidnapped in somebody else's house" hunni was about to burst into tears, I could SEE the snot coming out of his nose "EXCEPET for hunni, mori and haruhi's" "so why won't you stay at hunni or moris house?" "I don't want to be in a house with mainly boys 'cause im a girl and I know haruhi's dad won't try anything 'case he's a tranny" "makes sense" "WAIT!" "what do you want now you psychotic idiot of a prince?" "SHEMIGHTTRYTOKILLHARUHI!" "HOW THE HELL DID YOU COME UP WITH THAT YOU PSYCO?!" "but you knew everything about us so I think you might be an assassin " "what?" "I think you might be an assassin" "WHAT!?" "I THINK YOU MIGHT BE AN ASSASSIN!" "…huh?" well that was the general response, Mariah on the other hand stuck out her lip and forced tears to come to her eyes "daddy" sniff "why do you think" sniff "that I would try" sniff "to hurt" sniff "..(pause for effect)..MY DARLING SISTER HARUHI!"and now I'm (fake) crying "my darling daughter I am so sorry to have said you would do something like that but you cannot stay with haruhi" "but" sniff "I just wanted some bonding time with my sister" "THEN YOU SHALL STAY AT HARUHIS HOUSE!" "~ALL TOGETHER NOW!~"
And then everybody face palmed (except Tamaki 'cause he's a dunder-head)