Chapter 1: An Unexpected Visit
One day, it began with Eggman in a headquarters he established somewhere new. He was working on a project of some kind. Just then he heard knocking.
"Eggie-sums! It's your mother! Let me in!"
"OH NO!I'm leaving!"
Eggman grabbed a suitcase and started packing up and then locked the doors. After several locks and door reinforcements, a giant dent was suddenly made on the other side of the door. Then another. And the door fell down. It was Eggman's momma! Eggman's momma got up and had to make a second trip to lift her huge stomach up. She was at least three times the size of Eggman.
"Hello, mother!"
"I raise you and overfeed you, and this is how you thank me when I give you a visit?! Anyway, what were you doing just now?"
Eggman started moving to his project while Eggman's momma started scratching her hairy legs.
Reluctantly, Eggman guided his mom through his laboratory and headquarters past his robots to his latest project, which was almost complete. It looked like a huge metal tower sitting inside an isolated room viewable through the glass window they were looking at.
"I call it my Weight Tower! You see, I've tried every diet and weight-loss program there is, but nothing works without giving me a sagging belly flap, as you remember." Eggman began "But with this, this laser will suck metabolism from every living skinny person and transfer it into me, so that I will lose weight and everybody else will GAIN IT!"
"Eggie-kums! What have I ever told you about these little plots of yours? Ever since that doomsday device you tried to build to blow up the kids who made fun of you in 4th grade..."
"MOTHER!"
"No buts; you're GROUNDED! No more projects, no more robots, and no more of your monkey business until you straighten yourself out, young man! And some pilates wouldn't hurt."
Eggman ran upstairs into his room and locked the door. Eggman also remembered the last time he was grounded as a child; his punishment was to shave his mom's legs. He quickly grabbed the suitcase he had packed and jumped out the window with it and swung out of his headquarters using a bungie cord gun.
"I'm running away and my mommy will never make me come back EVER!" Eggman sobbed to himself
Eggman's mom was still downstairs trying to cut her toenails with the only thing big enough to take the job: a pair of hedge cutters. She cut herself and screamed a fatty scream of fat.
Feeling bored, she got up, scratched the mosquito bite on her fat hairy legs and walked to the refrigerator, creating loud quakes with each step. Several robots maintaining the place malfunctioned or exploded because they couldn't take the sudden change in frequency.