Be Careful of What You Watch
In a small motel room on the outskirts of town, two hunters lay in their beds. The older of the two was asleep, while the younger was watching t.v. Dean rolled over in his sleep and opened his eyes. He saw that Sam was awake, watching t.v. He looked at the clock and saw that it was 2:30 in the morning. "Poor kid." he thought. This was the fourth night in a row that Sam lay awake. Dean would have to talk to Sam about that in the morning.
Dean closed his eyes and tried to fall asleep, when he heard what was being said on the t.v. After a few minutes of listening to people talk, he realized that Sam was watching a soap opera! Right now two people, a girl named Amanda and a guy named J.P. were talking. Dean listened to their conversation.
Amanda: Oh J.P., I feel so weak. Catch me!
Dean opened his eyes right when Amanda fell into J.P.'s arms.
J.P.: I've got you Amanda.
Amanda: (Drapes her arm across her forehead) Kiss me you big hunk of man!
And they kissed like there was no tomorrow. Dean rolled over and smiled a wicked smile. Before he fell asleep, he thought, "Sam's going to get it tomorrow!"
The next morning when Sam was by his bed packing his duffle bag, Dean came around and stood a couple of feet from him. Hoping he would be able to keep a straight face, Dean said in a dramatic voice, "Oh Sam, help me!" Sam looked up from his packing and asked, "What's wrong?" Dean replied in an even bigger dramatic voice, "I feel so weak!" And he fell. Sam, thinking his brother is hurt, catches him and says, "Dean, are you okay? Say something!" Dean was trying so hard not to laugh. He draped his arm over his forehead and said in the biggest dramatic voice he could muster, "KISS ME YOU BIG HUNK OF MAN!" Dean looked up and saw realization in Sam's eyes, along with anger and a lot of embarrasement. He dropped Dean and said, "You're a real jerk, you know that?"
"Yeah, whatever dude." said Dean, laughing. "Just remember one thing."
"What?" Sam asked. Dean smirked and said, "Be careful of what you watch!"