Chapter 1: Something Smelly
"Oh My Gosh! Are you serious? Kelly and Brett are finally going out!"exclaimed Miley Stewart as she shared a bag of chips with her best friend Lily Truscott. "Yup! They are so cute together," answered Lily "but not as cute as you and Ollie-Kinz!" she added as an after thought. Miley blushed a deep red , but then felt two strong arms wrap around her waist. She felt warm breath on her ear, "She's right you know!" Miley turned around to see her boyfriend of five months Oliver Oken. She looked at him and inwardly laughed. Now Oliver was muscular, cute, sensitive, had nineteen chest hairs (oh yah, thats right NINETEEN!) and actually showered. 'Damn hes HOTT!' Miley thought. Oliver lent in to kiss Miley but was pushed away as Miley began gagging. "What?" he asked oblivious to his current smell. "Where were you!?" Oliver then got a sudden look of realisation on his face, "Oh...hehe, I was at mascott practice!hehe" he answered nervously. "Then get your butt up to my bathroom, have a shower and borrow some of Jacksons CLEAN clothes...if he has any!" said a red faced Miley. Oliver smirked and quicky kissed her lips before she could stop him. "Okie Dokie" he replied as he ran up the stairs. No mater how strong he was Miley could beat him uo and he would never fight back. Now was one of those times when Miley wanted to beat him up!