Greetings, readers. This is an AQW fanfiction, and yeah. It's somewhat a crack fic, and somewhat not.
Note: DO NOT RAGE AT ME IF THE SECOND MADE-BY-ME CHARACTER IS NOT ACTUALLY POSSIBLE. HE IS NOT BASED OFF OF A PLAYER CHARACTER.
Chapter One:
I Was Not Staring At Gravelyn's Butt!
As Nulgath and Dage's forces duked it out upon the battlefield, two people watched from above. They were called ShinyCharazardX and Crimson Night.
"Hey, Crimson."
Crimson sighed, tearing his gaze away from the butt of Gravelyn, who had decided to go see the leaders of the factions, as they currently were not in the battle.
"Yes, ShinyCharazardX?" he asked, allowing him to be answered. The half-yokai normally wasn't very… sociable.
"Why are you staring at Lady Gravelyn's butt?"
Crimson Night's jaws dropped, and he began to stammer out "W-What are you talking about?! I wasn't staring at Lady Gravelyn's butt! I wasn't staring at anyone's butt!"
ShinyCharazardX smirked, looking up from his writing in the notebook he'd brought with him. The male took off his mask and said "Yeah, you were. You were staring at it, and you were probably thinking, 'Wow, Lady Gravelyn has a really nice ass.' weren't you?"
Crimson had no response, instead asking "What are you writing?"
ShinyCharazardX simply said "Take a read." and handed it to him.
Crimson turned his gaze down to the book reading, And the half-yokai chose then to pin Gravelyn against the wall, purring 'You made me sad, my little kitty. How about you give me a kiss as compensation?'
"Shiny. ARE YOU SERIOUSLY WRITING ME AND GRAVELYN FANFICTION?!" Crimson shouted. The crimson mane of hair that he was known for had turned full crimson, meaning he was really embarrassed. Normally it had black tips.
"Yup! When it's done, I'ma show it to Gravelyn!" ShinyCharazardX said, grinning.
Crimson Night had no response, turning his gaze once more to the magnificent butt of Lady Gravelyn. He then heard ShinyCharazardX say "Done!" and then "Oops!" as he ended up dropping it and it landed… on Gravelyn's head. Crimson watched in utter horror as Gravelyn picked it up and opened it.
With Gravelyn
The Shadowscythe leader picked up the notebook and began to read, and sadly had gotten to the part Crimson had read.
"I hate you, however wrote this." she muttered over and over again, looking at the sketches of her and Crimson Night making out.
She then heard a cat-like yowl, letting out "YOU DUMBASS BASTARD! GRAVELYN'S READING THE DAMNED THING! MY REPUTATION IS RUINED!"
Chapter End!
DISCLAIMER: I ONLY OWN CRIMSON NIGHT AND SHINYCHARAZARDX. ALSO, SOME CREDIT TO Eclissy, THE AUTHOR OF Get Your Priorities Straight! FOR THE JOKE ABOUT FANFICTIONS.