Disclaimer: I don't own the Harry Potter characters, J K Rowling does, so please, don't sue me.
This is my first HP fan fiction, so go easy on me.
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"Harry? Harry?!?!" shouted Ron.
"Yeah , huh, what??" muttered a confused Harry.
"You've been starin' at McGonagall all lesson Harry, what is it? Was it a piece of food on her face again Harry?" Ron questioned.
"Huh? Oh, yeah...a piece of food...that's it...shaped like Dumbledore's nose it was," said a dazed looking Harry.
"Damnit Harry!!! Why the hell didn't you tell me? Let's go back and look at it!" said Ron grinning at the thought of McGonagall with a piece of food on her face again.
"No! No...we'd better get to Potions before that bastard Snape takes 50 points from Gryffindor
for being 2 seconds late," said Harry trying to change the subject.
As they walked to the dungeons, Harry couldn't help thinking about how sexy Professor McGonagall looked in that black cloak...and how cute that witch's hat looked when it was crooked on that perfect head...and how beautifully she wore her hair today...even if he didn't see it, he knew it looked perfect underneath.
"Oi Harry!! Why the hell are you drooling? And look! You've walked into the door! Stop messing about!" said Ron as quietly as he could to save Harry from any embarrassment.
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End of chapter one.