Orochimaru went down to Konoha
Oro went down to Konoha
He was looking for a Sasugay to steal
He was in a bind
'Cause he was way behind and he was willing to make a deal
He came across a young man chomping on ramen and eating it hot
When he jumped up on a Sakura
And said "Boy, let me tell you what.
"I guess you didn't know this,
But I'm a ramen eater, too,
And if you care to take a dare
I'll make a bet with you.
"Now, you eat pretty good ramen, boy,
But give the Snake his due.
I bet a bowl of gold against your Sasu to think I'm better than you."
The boy said "My name's Naruto and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet,
You're gonna regret,
'Cause I'm the best there's ever been."
Naru break your chopsticks
And eat your ramen fast
'Cause Kabuto's loose in Konoha
And the Snake deals the cards
Now if you win you get this shiny bowl made of gold
But if you loose the Snake gets your Sasu
Oro broke apart his chopsticks
And he said "I'll start this show!"
And snakes flew from his fingertips
As they served up his bowl
He licked his tongue across his lips and made an evil hiss
And the Sound Five joined in and it sounded something like this
(Music and eating sounds)
When Oro was done,
Naruto said, "Well, you're pretty good ol' son,
But sit down in that chair right there,
Let me show you how it's done!!"
(Gulp)
The Snake bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
And he laid that golden bowl on the ground at Naru's feet
Naruto said, "Oro just come on back if you ever wanna try again,
I done told you once you son of a bitch,
I'm the best there's ever been."
(Music fades out)
Naruto sat up in his bed still chewing on his hand and covered in drool. He shook the person's next to him shoulder and whispered, "Hinata! Wake up! I had the weirdest dream!"
She moaned and grumbled, "Naruto, go back to sleep, we both a mission tomorrow. You have ANBU crap and I have Mission Mommy." She shook off his hand and fell asleep.
"Oh… right… missions… goodnight…" As he rolled to his side, he saw a shiny big golden bowl. "WHAT THE FUCK!?"
"Naruto, if you wake the baby, I am going to shoot you in the balls with an explosive kunai."