Cloud, Tifa and Aeris walk out on stage.
Jerry: So what's wrong.
Tifa: This @#$%& won't get off my boyfriend.
Aeris: Your boyfriend excuse me. He is in love with me. You ho
Tifa: Shut up you're dead
Aeris: And I can still beat you up.
Tifa: Come over here and try it.
Aeris: With pleasure.
Aeris starts walking over to Tifa while Tifa is getting up. The security people come on stage but Aeris swings her staff
and hits them on the head with it.
Tifa then proceeds to punch Aeris. But Aeris recovers and swings her
staff into Tifa's boob and a loud pop is heard.
When the noise dies down a balloon is seen on the floor deflated and
one of Tifa's boobs is normal size.
Aeris: I know they were fake all along.
Aeris then swings her staff into the other boob and another loud POP is heard.
Spectator: Look Tifa has normal breast.
Crowd: *gasp*
Tifa: Yes I have normal breast. These balloons she popped were to impress Cloud.
Jerry: Well Cloud what do you have to say?
Cloud: Jerry I have a confession. I'm gay and in love with...Vincent Valentine.
Vincent then walks on stage and starts rubbing Clouds chest.
Tifa & Aeris & crowd: OH...MY...GOD.
Aeris: Tifa... are you thinking what I'm thinking.
Tifa: You know it girl.
Aeris then walks over to Vincent and smacks him with her staff while
Tifa is mercilessly punching Cloud over and
over.
Tifa: That felt real good.
Aeris: Ditto
Tifa and Aeris walk out of the building arm in arm.
Jerry: Um....well that sure was interesting wasn't.
Crowd: ......
Jerry: Yeah. Our next guest is Yuffie Kisaragi.
Jerry: Tell us Yuffie what's seems to be the problem.
Yuffie: Why does everyone think I'm annoying?
Crowd: Because you act stupid.
Yuffie: Oh, yeah. ALL CREATION
A big beam of iridescent light descends upon the crowd killing them all.
Jerry: Well...until next time.