Chapter 1
Someone slowly creped up behind Chuck as she was making her aunts their special happy pie, apple with gruyere to be exact. Suddenly, a black gloved hand covered her mouth to stop her screaming and shoved her out into the alley behind the Pie Hole. Ned comes in to check on her, he sees that the door is slightly opened. He quickly runs to the back door, stopping only to notice that a unfinished pie is lying on the table. Ned thrusts the back door open, only to see a blue convertible driving of into the sunset. He yells "CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!"A single tear rolls down his cheek in slow motion. Olive comes out, hearing Ned's strangled cry, she is slightly distressed and is glistening with perspiration.
Narrarator: Wait, what was that? Was that guilt in her eyes?
Olive: "Oh no! Chuck forgot to finish her pie! I'll go finish it now!"
Ned: "Chuck is gone! How could you be thinking of pie at a time like this?"
O: " Oh, she's missing? I hadn't noticed."
N: " How could you say such a thing you witch with a b!"
O: "That was offensive you butt face miscreant!"
Her hand moved quickly and fiercely across his face. He could only let his jaw drop from surprise as she swung her hips out the door.