Hello my name is henny! Okay, that worked! Anyway, this is my first fanfic and I'm using it to see how many flames FF.net is capable of producing! I will write good stuff, just tell me if this one is crap, which it is, okay?

This has been edited by Cricket to fit into an 'R' rating!

TITLE- Janyuu's Little Friend

PURPOSE OF FANFIC- Make hitoki hate me

OTHER PURPOSE- Make FF.net hate me

PAIRING IN FANFIC- Rika and Terriermon, KAZU AND JANYUU, Takato's mum and Takato

RATING: R

I own Digimon! No I don't, but I own this story, and Cricket owns the word shiznit which me and Hitoki steal off her, and biznatch is a word used in many public places, but it aint my word, so nyah.

I AM EVIL!



One day, after the escapades of the D-Reaper and all that shiznit, Henry Wong invited Takato, Jeri, Kazu, Kenta and Rika to his house. He would invite Suzie but she was his sister and lived in his house. His NAMELESS BROTHER AND SISTER looked around in the house. The boy said that the house sucked and left to become a hobo. The girl hated the house and left to become a prostitute.

Henry got bored waiting for them to come. Terriermon looked at him. "Is Rika coming?"

"yeah."

"Good!" terriermon was in love with Rika, but Henry didn't know that of course. Henry's dad was walking past and he tripped over Terriermon, but payed no attention to him.

There was a knock at the door. Henry ran to get it.

"hello?"

It was Takato. Takato was running because he was trying to escape his mother who loved him so much she wanted to rape him. Henry slammed the door behind Takato and takato smiled in gratitude. "Thanks henry. I thought my mom might catch up to me!"

"No problem, Takato!" henry smiled back.

The door was knocked on again. Rika kicked through the door.

"Hi Rika!" said Takato.

"Hi Rika!" said henry

"What did you do to my door rika?" Janyuu yelled.

"I kicked it!" Rika said, and she started flirting with janyuu, who was around thirty years older than her. "I'm sure I can make up for the door though, sir."

Janyuu liked Rika's arse, but her hair was pineapple-shaped and so she lost her appeal. He kicked her and waited near the door for a good-looking person to walk through the gap where the door was

Then Kazu and Kenta walked through the door!

"Hi Kazu! Hi Kenta!" takato said.

"Hi Kazu, hi Kenta!" Henry said.

"Hi Stupid, Hi Stupid," said Rika the stupid girl

janyuu said nothing but just looked at both boys' behinds. Kenta was disappointing, but kazu- kazu was better than Rika! And he had a better haircut, too.

Jeri came in and exploded. No more jeri! She died like Leomon. HAAAA!

Terriermon came out from behind a corner, running away from Suzie. Rika saw Suzie threatening Terriermon and shot her. Henry beat Rika up for killing his sister then went into his room with Takato.

Then Rika went into a closet with Terriermon.

This left janyuu, Kenta and kazu in the hall. Kenta wasn't stupid- he could tell that Janyuu's bespectacled eyes were fixed on his best friend, and crush's pants. As he opened his mouth to say something that might take him and Kazu away from Janyuu- "Kenta, do you want to go into Henry's room with the others?"

Kenta's glasses smacked against the floor as he looked at henry's father. "Wha-?"

Janyuu nudged Kenta into the room and slammed the door.

Kazu had ignored this because he was looking at the wall. He noticed all right when Janyuu grabbed hold of him, gagged him and pulled him into his bedroom, then locked the door. Luckily Mrs Wong wasn't in.

Janyuu threw Kazu on the bed and the brunette glared angrily up at him. Janyuu grinned and shoved his glasses up his nose. "This room's got good soundproofing, so there's no real need for this."

He wrenched the gag out of Kazu's mouth and almost dislocated his jaw in the process. Kazu felt his mouth to check that it was still attached and stood up. "What the fuck are you doing?!"

Janyuu was getting aroused just by looking at the teenager. He grabbed hold of Kazu's shirt and ripped it over his head, much to the protest of kazu, who screamed out, "What the hell is wrong with you?! Mr Wong? Why the hell-"

his talking was stopped when Janyuu smashed his head dard into the bedpost and his consciousness almost gave way. Janyuu ripped off Kazu's pants and flipped him over, and he violated him form behind. Kazu's body went limp on the bed.

"Nrrrn." He mumbled into the bed.

He was in a very painful position, because as janyuu still hadn't taken the visor off of him, it was against the bed and digging into his head. Janyuu ignored this, but ended up flipping him over again anyway so that he could get at his crotch.

Kazu blinked at him, suddenly afraid. Very afraid.

"Good God."

The poor boy ended up screaming as if his life depended on it all the way through the night.

The next morning, Rika and Terriermon fell out of the closet and found that henry's paretns' room was locked. Terriermon slammed into it some time and the door opened. Henry's father was asleep on top of kazu.

And they weren't wearing clothing.

Rika screamed. Everyone in the house woke. Kenta ran into the room and his heart broke when he realized his best friend and crush was in a relationship with an older man.

THE END

Ha! You shall suffer my insanity and pointless pervertedness! HAAAAA!