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The Scene…..Quidditch Match: Gryffindor vs. Slytherin….
Oliver Wood catches the quaffle preventing Slytherin from scoring…yet again. Slytherin captain Marcus Flint grabs a bat and hits the bludger straight for Wood's head knocking him off his broom to the ground several hundred feet below.
Suddenly you hear Lee Jordan's voice over the loudspeaker.
Lee Jordan: OH MY GOD!!!! That was such a hate crime. He only did that because Wood is a homosexual and everyone knows it!!! Quick call the Ministry of Magic!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!!
The Scene….After the Quidditch Match….an interview with Marcus Flint…
Lee Jordan: Why would you do such a horrible thing?
Marcus Flint: Because he's a stupid fag man!!!! I hate fags!!!!!!
Lee Jordan: You know it was once stated that extreme homophobia is just a cover for one's own homosexual urges.
Marcus Flint hits Lee Jordan over the head with his broomstick.
Then stares longingly at Lee Jordan's unconscious body.
He proceeds to make out with the body ….Hope you enjoyed the story!!!!!