Soul Man 2: Mexican Heat!
Voiceover: Remember Soul Man? The white guy who pretended to be black to get into College? Well, he's back...and things are going to get a little hairy.
*Mark looks into a mirror. He's mexican.*
Mark: Wah! I'm Mexican!
*He smashes the mirror and runs out of the room screaming*
Voiceover: Mark Watson just wanted to live a normal life now that he was no longer pretending to be black. But when the Russian Mafia comes knocking at his door, Mark must turn Mexican to escape the bad guys!
*Two guys with guns aim at Mark*
Gun Guy: We want our money!
Mark: Ci senor, but I no Mark. I'm his Mexican brother, Marcos.
Gun Guy: Oh. Sorry.
*Mark runs away*
Voiceover: Just when you thought it couldn't get anymore offensive, Mark goes Mexican.
*Mark is talking to his girlfriend*
Mark: It's me, Mark!
Sarah: Wha-! You're not him, you're Mexican!
Mark: Oy, this is going to take some explaining!
*Wacky music begins to play as he puts on a sumbrerro and a poncho.*
Voiceover: But there's double trouble when Mark gets on the wrong side of the Mexican Mafia, and then must turn black once again!
*The mexican don is holding a gun to him.*
Don: You look an awful lot like that Mexican guy that screwed me, Marcos.
Mark: Hey, I'm black. Can't you tell the difference between a brother and a Mexican?
*The song 'back in black' plays as Mark turns around revealing he's black.*
Voiceover: C. Thomas Howell is back, and this time, he's Mexican!
*The screen shows the logo for the film*
Voiceover: Roger Ebert calls the movie "Highly Offensive, one of the worst movies ever made. 3 Stars." The New York Times calls it "Racist, and makes you want to stab someone with a sharp object". The New Hampsire Daily calls it "One of the best films about pretending to be Mexican ever made!".
Voiceover: Remember Soul Man? The white guy who pretended to be black to get into College? Well, he's back...and things are going to get a little hairy.
*Mark looks into a mirror. He's mexican.*
Mark: Wah! I'm Mexican!
*He smashes the mirror and runs out of the room screaming*
Voiceover: Mark Watson just wanted to live a normal life now that he was no longer pretending to be black. But when the Russian Mafia comes knocking at his door, Mark must turn Mexican to escape the bad guys!
*Two guys with guns aim at Mark*
Gun Guy: We want our money!
Mark: Ci senor, but I no Mark. I'm his Mexican brother, Marcos.
Gun Guy: Oh. Sorry.
*Mark runs away*
Voiceover: Just when you thought it couldn't get anymore offensive, Mark goes Mexican.
*Mark is talking to his girlfriend*
Mark: It's me, Mark!
Sarah: Wha-! You're not him, you're Mexican!
Mark: Oy, this is going to take some explaining!
*Wacky music begins to play as he puts on a sumbrerro and a poncho.*
Voiceover: But there's double trouble when Mark gets on the wrong side of the Mexican Mafia, and then must turn black once again!
*The mexican don is holding a gun to him.*
Don: You look an awful lot like that Mexican guy that screwed me, Marcos.
Mark: Hey, I'm black. Can't you tell the difference between a brother and a Mexican?
*The song 'back in black' plays as Mark turns around revealing he's black.*
Voiceover: C. Thomas Howell is back, and this time, he's Mexican!
*The screen shows the logo for the film*
Voiceover: Roger Ebert calls the movie "Highly Offensive, one of the worst movies ever made. 3 Stars." The New York Times calls it "Racist, and makes you want to stab someone with a sharp object". The New Hampsire Daily calls it "One of the best films about pretending to be Mexican ever made!".