dean was asleep. he was having a really nice dream, too, and then he was woken up by a voice right behind his head talking right at him as if he was awake and he really didn't like that.
what. dean asked.
dean. cas said.
cas. dean asked.
yes. cas said.
why are you here. dean asked.
bc i need to talk to you. cas said.
why. dean asked.
bc it's very important. cas answered.
well then just tell me already dont leave me in suspense what are you trying to do kill me. dean asked.
exactly thats exactly what im trying to do you just figured me out how did u figure me out so fast wow dean.
cas said.
wow cas what did you just say. dean asked.
i dont know. cas answered.
well thanks for that then cas. dean said. why were you trying to talk to me anyway.
i have a present for you dean. cas said.
what is it. dean asked.
well look. cas said. i'm holding it rn didnt u notice.
no i didnt. dean said. what is it cas.
it's a cupcake. cas said. it's a good cupcake too so u should definitely eat it.
ok. dean said. he took a bite. this is a good cupcake.
it is a good cupcake. cas said. bc i know bc i made it bc i can cook.
u can cook. dean asked in surprise. he didnt know cas could cook. this was a surprise.
yeah i can cook. cas said. dont act so surprised dean bc i know u like the cupcake so u should b glad that i made it for u.
yeah i am dean said. i like pie but i didnt know i like cupcakes. thanks cas.
no problem dean. cas said.
yeah well thanks. dean said. he frowned. he was trying to send a message with his eyeballs and cas obviously wasnt getting it so maybe he should send it with his other balls.
ok. cas said. he left.
thanks cas. dean said.
cas didnt answer bc he had left and that made dean sad so he ate the whole cupcake and then he ate the entire house like some kind of crazy psycho and that was just a weird experience all around bc no one had expected dean to eat a house but dean ate a house and since sam was also in that house that meant that dean had also eaten sam and that was just like oops sorry sammy i didnt mean to eat you but i guess i did so sorry about that.
thats okay. said sam.