WARNING! THIS STORY IS BASICALLY A RECAP OF PUELLA MAGI MADOKA MAGICA! IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET, THIS STORY WILL SPOIL THE WHOLE SERIES AND PARTIALLY SPOIL THE REBELLION MOVIE FOR YOU!

Dear diary

Today was… weird. It started as my mornings normally do: I woke up Romano, he swore at me, we had breakfast, I went to school and I hung out with America and Lithuania.

Well, anyway, in class this new country transferred, His name is Germany. He was angst for some reason. And Germany is super scary! Anyway, Germany wanted to go to the nurse's office and he already knew the way, and then he was all like "Italy do you value your life?" like, seriously!? Not to mention that he was in my dream! America even commented on how desu that is!

America and I went out shopping after Lithuania left. It was totally and completely hetero. America got stuff for Belarus. He likes her and she messed up her hand after a freak accident!

Then this creep guy was like, "Italy, save me and I'll give you pasta" so I went down to the basement of the shop or whatever idek and then Germany was murdering this cute cat bunny! Rude! America blew him. With a fire extinguisher, I mean! Then we must have taken acid because everything was 3D and it smelt orange and these pringle guys were trying to cut us they were like "bitch I will cut u" in German or whatever and then this dude who was dressed all cool saved us. The blonde guy was Big Brother France. Then cat bunny was like "Make a contract and become meguca I'm coobie".

I think I'll wish for pasta.

Dear Diary

France took us to his apartment. He explained that when we make wishes, we get pretty shiny gems called Soul Gems. They probably have no relevance to their names. Then France beat the shit out of this gross slime chicken thing called a witch. Ew. France was all like "TIRO FINALE" and he's awesome! He's so cool! Gemany was being scary and stalker-y today.

Dear Diary

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HOLY! ACTUAL! MOTHER! FUCKING! SHIT!

FRANCE IS DEAD! FRANCE! IS! DEAD!

FRANCE!

IS!

DEAD!

DAED SI ECNARF

THE SNAKE WITCH THING WAS LIKE "NOM" AND IT ATE HIM! IT'S SO SAD! I DON'T WANT TO BE MEGUCA!

Just when France and I were starting to get totally homo, too :c

Dear Diary

This morning, Romano was like "EAT YOUR FUCKING EGGS" but the yolk was yellow like France's fabulous soul gem so I cried instead.

I am angst. Germany seemed not angry that I don't want to become angry. I think. That cute muscle guy doesn't seem to have emotions.

Lithuania tried to commit suicide with a bunch of people, too. It was because of a witch. Then the witch took me into the labyrinth and tried to stretch me wtf?

But it's ok. America became meguca. Also, Belarus' hand healed up somehow.

Dear Diary

There was this English dude named Britain and he tried to kill America. Good thing Germany stopped them, I guess, but Germany totally gem-blocked me. But he's getting really cute.

Doitsu senpai, notice me. You make my kokoro go dokidoki

Dear Diary

HOLY CRAPPOLLA! JUST WHEN STUFF COULDN'T GET MORE DRAMA-Y, WHAAAAM!

America and Britain were fighting. Romano told me to do bad shit and I'll save the day. Idk, I think you drank too much wine, Romano. Anyway, I threw America's soul gem away. HOLY! CRAP! SOUL GEMS ARE SOULS! HOLY! CRAP! America died for a few minutes then Germany saved him.

Dear Diary

America is angst. He's a zombie and Lithuania now wants Belarus' hot body. Doesn't Belarus hate Lithuania, though? Also, I think Britain is Kyoko to pander to USUK fans. Maybe I'm Meduka and Germany is Hammeru to pander to GerIta fans.

What am I talking about, even?

Also, America went crazy. Silly America, heroes don't go crazy!

Dear Diary

America yelled at me when I said I didn't want to become meguca. Wow. Rude.

Germany Senpai noticed me today! I was going to wish for some cones for America so he could smoke dank kush and not go crazy then Germany SHOT KYUBEY LIKE DAMN! Germany really doesn't want me to become meguca

Why tho? Surely nothing worse than being zombies and the threat of imminent death happens to megucas

Dear Diary

HOLY GODTITS!

So, I was watching trains and then Britain and Germany come over with America's dead body! SHIT! He turned into a witch! HOLY CRAP! It's so sad! What's even sadder is that kawaii doitsu senpai is cursed to this fate too! So is Britain but who cares he's not even very hot and he's like Romano. Ew. Tsundere Britain isn't hot.

Well, speaking of Britain, he said he would try to save America. Aww, so cute! He really does like America! Britain also said that they were going to defeat Waltdisney Nacht with Germany! Those two are so badass! Especially Germany!

We tried speaking to America. America I now a majestic mermaid! He also tried to strangle me. Rude! I passed out even! Dammit Amerimermaid!

I woke up in Germany's arms. It was so nice, but Germany told me that Britain killed America with a suicide attack. Wow, that's rude, Britain! But it's ok! I bet they are being cute and yaoi in heaven, singing together.

Dear Diary

Today I drowned my sorrows in pasta. I feel like I'm missing out on exposition about Germany's past.

Dear Diary

I went to visit Germany. Germany's house is totally white. Seriously. No windows or anything. Then, Germany gave me a big hug and said we were from different times. Germany is from the future! He was crying even and I just wanted to hug him so I did. Poor Germany!

Germany then went out to fight Waltdisneynight

Waltdisneynight looks like a massive storm! I asked Kyubey if Germany could win by himself.

"no"

Seriously! I don't want Germany to suffer or die! Also, I'm more powerful than all the other meguca because of all the timelines. Shit. Germany will screw the universe over even more if he goes back.

I managed to convince Romano to let me go into a dangerous storm. Don't ask. Then, I saw Germany! His leg was broken and he was almost about to become a witch! But, I'm awesome and I managed to screw Kyuubeey over! I wished to stop all the witches before they even started to exist. HAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU KYUBEY!

Dear Diary

I became God. Being meguca isn't suffering anymore! Me and Germany were naked in space! It was so much fun! Germany didn't want me to ascend from this plane! Oh well, we'll meet again someday and then we can be happy and gay in megucaheaven! Amen!

I hope Germany doesn't become the MegucaSatan to my MegucaGod before that happens!

Two stories in one night! I dared myself to write a story in under an hour and... this shit happened. I'm pretty sure I wasn't high... Pretty sure.

And everyone was /meant/ to be OOC as fuck. IDEK, NIGGA!

~Hasta la pasta, Rarity!