Project Pikachu.
Today on Animal Planet, we turn our lens to a very elusive creature known simply as Pikachu. Now, the easiest way to study one is to catch one. I've seen many people throwing little red and white baseballs at them. anow that's just cruel. The best way to catch one is with a .22 long rifle. A clean shot to the hind leg shoud dis able one. Wait, there's one now. Ok, we must be very quiet as we move in for a shot. Ok... ok good, I'm now in range and.....KAPOW!!!! Oh!...oh...well, uh that was just a little high. Not to worry kids, it's just a flesh wound....to the brain...ok. Well like my dad used to tell me, "Never give up." (until he died).
We've been waiting for nearly to hours and our patience has paid off. I've also decided to use tranquilizers. (why didn't I think of that earlier??) Ok, it's in range...and...POW!! Perfect! right to the mid-section! Now that it's out, we tag it so that it can be tracked later.
After a year of observation, we have found out several things about pikachu. we have found out that it can actually say it's own name. Some of my crew members can't even do that! It also has strange mating habbits. For example, It seems to be attracted to red haired human females and guys with caps.
Well thats all for today. Good bye
(human females?!?)
Today on Animal Planet, we turn our lens to a very elusive creature known simply as Pikachu. Now, the easiest way to study one is to catch one. I've seen many people throwing little red and white baseballs at them. anow that's just cruel. The best way to catch one is with a .22 long rifle. A clean shot to the hind leg shoud dis able one. Wait, there's one now. Ok, we must be very quiet as we move in for a shot. Ok... ok good, I'm now in range and.....KAPOW!!!! Oh!...oh...well, uh that was just a little high. Not to worry kids, it's just a flesh wound....to the brain...ok. Well like my dad used to tell me, "Never give up." (until he died).
We've been waiting for nearly to hours and our patience has paid off. I've also decided to use tranquilizers. (why didn't I think of that earlier??) Ok, it's in range...and...POW!! Perfect! right to the mid-section! Now that it's out, we tag it so that it can be tracked later.
After a year of observation, we have found out several things about pikachu. we have found out that it can actually say it's own name. Some of my crew members can't even do that! It also has strange mating habbits. For example, It seems to be attracted to red haired human females and guys with caps.
Well thats all for today. Good bye
(human females?!?)