Title: Loony Lonely Luna Lovegood
Summery: Luna Lovegood is having a bad day. Who can make it better? Hermione!? A rather pointless tale.
Author Notes: curse word have been censor out of this piece of fiction
"THE GODDESS DAMN THEM. THE GODDESS DAMN THEM ALL!" Luna Lovegood thought furiously to herself as she stormed down the halls of hogwarts castle. Someone or somethinghad stolen her things again!
"This is the third time this happen to me this week!" Luna muttered darkly to herself. "I am starting to suspect that no one likes me"
People avoided looking Luna as she stormed down the corridors of the castle. They all knew what happen to the last person who looked at her the wrong way. Luna had used the powerful face melting curse on Marietta Edgecombe for insulting her dead mother. It was awful, poor little Marietta Edgecombe feature melted clean off her body. All the professor were very irate with her and wanted to expel her but Dumbledore simply smile and muttered something about "the joy of youth" and that was the end of that.
"They all need to get a fbeepking life" Luna grumbled through gritted teeth as she burst through to the Ravenclaw Common Room. Everyone was started and looked up from their studies but quickly look down when they saw who it was.
"That's right motherfbeepkers keep your ugly asbeep quiet! Luna yelled at the frighten students.
She then stomped off to her bedroom in a huff. When Luna got there she threw herself on the bed crying her heart out.
"Why must everyone hate me! Why can't they leave me alone!"
Suddenly she heard a knock on her door.
"Knock, Knock"
"Who is it?"
"Hermione Granger! Let me in silly goose!"
Luna face lit up like a firecracker! Hermione Granger was her favorite person in the whole wide world!
"Oh do come in Hermione Granger!" Luna purred in what she hoped was an sexy manner.
Hermione slowly turn the knob and walked in. She was dressed in a lovely cream colored robe and a big smile.
"Hermione how did you get in here?"
"Oh I just snuck in when I saw how lonely you were."
"Really you did that all for me? you are the best friend I ever had!"
Luna embrace Hermione deeply and Hermione returned the hug somewhat clumsy but with a lot of feeling.
"Oh Hermione!"
"Oh Luna!"
They stayed that way for what felt like hours.
"Oh Sbeept what is time!" Hermione said getting up off the bed.
"8:10 pm why?"
"I have to meet Ron and Harry down at the Quidditch field, Oh no I am going to be late!"
"NOOOOOOOO don't leave me!" Luna whined.
"I am so sorry Luna, but I have to go now!"
And with out a another word she left.
Luna let out a string of such foul words it would have made a sailor blush with shame.
Oh well tomorrow a new day were her final thoughts before she feel asleep.