Seattle, iCarly Studio
Sam: And next on iCarly
Carly: We have one of our favorite segments
Carly and Sam: Messing With Lewbert!
Carly: We took one of those little flashlight cat toys and attached it to one of Freddie's spy cameras
Sam: And let's look at the results!
Shows video of Lewbert at his desk. A little light keeps flashing across his face and encircling his wart. Lewbert screams and throws up his hands. Back to Carly and Sam, who are laughing.
Carly: Poor Lewbert. Luckily for him, we won't be having our regular show next week.
Sam presses the boo button on her remote.
Carly: Since it's your fault, Sam, why don't you tell them why.
Sam: We won't be having a show next week because Drake Parker and his band will be coming to Seattle, and I'm sorry iCarly fans, but I'd rather go hear them play than be with you. But, never fear, we'll be back the next week, same time, same url...
San Diego, Drake and Josh house
Megan is lying on the couch with her laptop watching iCarly. She quickly shuts it as Josh walks in.
Megan: Josh, you're going with Drake to Seattle for his concert, aren't you?
Josh: Yeah, why?
Megan: You'll be taking me with you.
Josh: I don't think so, little girrl, and anyway, I thought you were going to oboe camp.
Megan: Yes, every summer I go to oboe camp, and when do I ever get a chance to play? For a few seconds at Helen's wedding? I need a change, Josh, and you're going to help me.
Josh: And why would I want to do that?
Megan: I'll be extra nice to you for...a week. You won't even know I'm the same person.
Josh: Oh yeah? Sounds nice. I'll think about it.
Megan: You'll do what I say or else...Josh, do you think everyone in the world has a twin somewhere?
Josh: God, I hope not. One of you is enough.
Next day, Seattle, iCarly apartment
Carly is in the kitchen on her computer chatting with someone.
Spencer: Who are you talking to on there?
Carly: Oh, guess what? This is Josh Nichols, Drake Parker's manager. He saw on iCarly how much Sam likes Drake and he's going to try to get us to met him as a surprise for Sam.
Spencer: Wait a minute, little sister, I don't think you two ought to be meeting strangers off the internet without an adult.
Carly: Well, all right, I'll ask if he can get an extra ticket for you and maybe Freddie too. So we can all go. (Reading from the screen.) "Can you tell me exactly what you'll be wearing the night of the concert just in case I don't recognize you." (she writes back) "Well I haven't thought about it, but I'll try to wear a white shirt and black pants, so you'll recognize me. Bye Josh!"
San Diego, Drake and Josh house
Megan is on the phone.
Megan: This plan is perfect, Janie...No, we're not related that I know of, but she looks just like me. I just have to remember to show my teeth when I smile, and I don't know, maybe be a little nicer...From what I've seen on iCarly, her brother is way too dumb to ever figure it out...So I'll see you whenever I decide to come back from my little vacation, and I'll probably bring back some new spy equipment. Now I've gotta go, and make sure I've got a white shirt and black pants to wear tomorrow."