DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN NARUTO!
TEAM MINATO BODY SWAP!
Kakashi woke up to a headache. "Stupid headache…" Kakashi said rubbing his temples. "Oh so you're awake. I came to check on you this morning. You were out almost as if you were dead." Kushina came walking in with a smile. "Kushina-san?" Kakashi questioned rubbing his head staring at his teacher's girlfriend.
"Kushina-san? I haven't heard you call me that in a long time Minato-kun." Kushina had a small blush forming. "Wha…" Kakashi got up and looked in the mirror. He felt his face, no mask! He looked in the mirror. Right there looking right back at him was his sensei. "What the?" Kakashi quickly looked in his sensei's cabinet and threw on some clothes.
"Sorry got to go…" Kakashi jumped out the window making a bingo point to his house.
Minato was screaming. "I'm in Kakashi's body!" He started to run around in circles. He heard a knock on his window. It was his body. "Sensei let me in." His body mouthed. Minato quickly opened the window. "Okay who are you and why are you invading my body?" Minato questioned himself. Which he found rather odd. "I'm Kakashi. Why aren't you wearing my mask?" Kakashi quickly grabbed a mask and slid it on Minato's face.
"What do you want to show the world my face, sheesh?" Kakashi threw Minato's hands in the air. "Wait…Kushina was she there cause…" Minato's or Kakashi's face started to blush. "Hey! No blushing you're ruining my reputation that took years to build! And yes Kushina was there. I don't even want to know why." Kakashi started to pace. Minato watched his body move around. "Wait we're late for training with the other two." Minato yelled grabbing Kakashi's gear.
Kakashi's eyes widened. He grabbed Minato's hand and dragged him to the training grounds. Obito was already there. "O-obito is on time?" Kakashi stammered and started to kick a tree. "Uh…yeah I'm totally Obito sensei. Hi…what was you're nickname again…Bakashi! That's right…Bakashi…" Obito stammered and was sort of dumbfounded at the name.
"Rin it's you under there isn't it?" Minato said glaring at the nickname. He wasn't an idiot. "How'd you know? Wait a minute…Kakashi didn't comeback, so…" Rin was pointing fingers. "I'm Minato. That over there is Kakashi…Kakashi quit with the kicking, that is my body you're bruising!" Minato yelled at his student, or sensei. "Oh…wait does that mean…OH NO! That means Obito's in my…" Rin started to freak. "What is it?" Minato questioned. "Oh I don't know…just that Obito has a huge crush on Rin, and what do you think Obito would do with THAT kind of power?" Kakashi said walking over with no emotion.
Obito came running over in a bikini. "Let's go to the beach today. I got the tickets." Obito said with a big grin plastered on his face. Kakashi walked over and clonked Obito on his head. "Watch it that's my head!" Rin yelled. Kakashi shrugged. "Obito Uchiha go and get some clothes on now!" Rin pointed towards her house.
"What are you talking about I'm Rin not Obito?" Obito gave a sheepish smile. "You are lying, you little idiot." Kakashi accused with a glare. "What are you talking about sensei?" Obito put a finger to his lips and gave an innocent look. "You sick minded little pervert." Kakashi accused again. "Sensei that wasn't very nice." Obito faked a sad voice.
"That is it you are so dead!" Kakashi raised a fist and was about to pound Obito's face in, when Rin put her hand out. "No, I'll do the honors." Rin punched Obito right into a wall. Kakashi and Minato watched in disbelief.
"Rin you just…" Minato couldn't find the words so Kakashi did. "You just punched Obito into a wall…That is so cool. How come I didn't get to do that?" Kakashi complained and folded his arms. Rin just blushed at the attention. "Obito are you dead?" Minato started to walk over cautiously. They saw him twitch. "That is a little…" Minato still couldn't find the words so Kakashi did. "Disturbing." Kakashi finished shaking his head. "Yeah…" Minato's voice trailed off.
Back at Minato's…
"I'm so glad you decided to put on some CLOTHING." Rin nearly yelled the last part. "Calm down, Rin. I mean it could have been worse…" Kakashi clamped a hand over Minato's mouth. "You really want to keep digging?" Kakashi asked Minato. Minato quickly shook his head. He felt the aura Rin was giving off, let's just say Killing intent.
Obito was fidgeting with his skirt. "How can you wear these? I feel so…" Obito couldn't find the words, so Kakashi came right in. "Violated." Kakashi finished sitting down on the couch next to Minato, or himself. Goodness this is confusing. "Okay since we're stuck in each other's bodies. Let's sort things out. Kakashi you go first, tell me what you do? Mostly when you get frustrated, excited, or anything you do on a daily basis." Minato explained in Kakashi's smaller than his body.
"Do I have to?" Kakashi shot Minato an irritated look, which was weird. It was like looking at a mirror. "Yes." Minato said with a smile. Nobody else could tell but Kakashi could. "Don't smile. When I'm frustrated or excited, I go for a walk or train. Sometimes I hang out with Pakkun and the ninken. They need a lot of training, which we do on Wednesdays. Always wear the mask. You don't answer any questions, and don't do eye contact unless it's to glare. Fan girls are everywhere, run at the first site of them. Lock the doors and windows. Some will do anything to get in so be prepared. Gai will come and challenge you, try to avoid it, but if it comes to it kick his butt."
Kakashi then slouched hands behind his back and looked pretty calm. "Okay…fan girls?" Minato gave a questionable look. "Uh, yeah. They stalk you for like twenty-four seven. When you started to date Kushina, they still stalked you until you started to train us. Then next thing you know they are converted. They are like S-rank class ninjas. Seriously don't even hear them come, that's why you lock the doors. Oh and close the blinds they will watch you sleep, sends shivers down your spines." Kakashi shivered at the memory. Minato started to flip. "Okay, breathe. Obito tell Rin what you do." Minato changed the subject.
"Okay so when I'm frustrated I watch cartoons. When I'm excited I go to Ichiraku. I play video games with my Dad on Thursdays. Oh and always appear late. Have some excuse ready." Obito said smiling. Rin's eye twitched. "Okay Rin tell Obito what you do." Minato changed the subject once again.
"When I'm frustrated I sew. When I'm excited I go to the hospital. I take lessons from the medics on Tuesdays. MAKE IT ON TIME! Oh and when it comes to Gai and he asks you out tell him no. But if for some reason Minato sensei does something way cool you immediately blush, since he's in Kakashi's body." Rin explained turning red looking at Kakashi in Minato's body.
Minato sighed. "Okay Kakashi, when I'm frustrated I take a nap. When I'm excited I go to Ichiraku. You have dates with Kushina on Fridays. And if you know she does something with physical contact…uh…do the same okay? Also flirt with her." Minato explained with a sort of sheepish look. Kakashi's eye twitched. The others sweat dropped. "Okay I want out of this body now. Give my body back." Kakashi demanded. Minato held his hands up. "I wouldn't make you do this if I knew how to give it back."
"I don't care. Give my darn body back!" Kakashi was having a real temper problem. "Kakashi calm down." Rin said giving a sheepish smile. "How can I calm down? Sensei's body is so hard to keep emotions in. Darn it! Sensei why is it your head is filled with dirty things about Kushina!" Kakashi started to slam his head on a pillow.
Minato blushed. "SENSEI NO BLUSHING!" Kakashi started to really get out of control. "Okay." Minato gave a sheepish look. "Hey. Why don't we go to Tsunade-sama she should no." Rin said standing up.
Minato thanked her with a smile. Rin instantly started to blush. 'A smile from Kakashi, well Sensei in Kakashi's body. Still he looked so…wait I'm Obito don't make them look gay Rin.' Rin mentally slapped herself.
At Tsunade's….
"I think I might be able to change this, but it will take a week at the latest." Tsunade said studying the situation. "Does that mean I have to go on a date with Kushina-san?" Kakashi really didn't like that idea. Tsunad burst out laughing. "You…on a date…with Kushina…" Tsunade was needing air. She started to turn blue. "This isn't a funny situation. I mean it, she's like ten or twenty years older." Kakashi said with a pout. He folded his arms across his chest.
"Okay, okay. Sheesh Minato." Tsunade said rubbing her temples. "I'm Kakashi." Kakashi said really irritated. "Oh right. I should tell from your postures." Tsunade said inspecting the four. "What do you mean?" Minato asked looking at his students, or sensei and peers. Sheesh.
"First of all, look at Obito in Rin's body. His arms are behind his head. Rin in Obito's body, she has her arms behind her back. Kakashi in your body,is glaring and either has his arms folded or in his pockets. You just have your arms at your side with a sort of smile." Tsunade explained the posture problems.
"Darn it Sensei! No smiling, glare!" Kakashi looked down at his body. "Well don't glare." Minato countered. Kakashi huffed and glared out the window. "Mean while don't let anybody know about this. Okay. Act as each other for now. I'll switch you later." Tsunade said sending them away.
They walked out, "Hey let's go to Ichiraku." Obito said with a smile. "Yeah!" Minato and Obito raced down the road. "You know, it's weird watching OUR bodies running down the street like that. We're supposed to be the civilized ones." Rin said looking up at Kakashi. Kakashi only sighed and nodded.
"Give me one bowl of miso ramen." Obito ordered. "Me two." Minato said getting excited. "Well, well, well. Rin you finally got Kakashi to go on a date with you. I'm proud of you. Nice job Kakashi. I was really getting tired of those sob stories of rejection." Ayame said giving them their bowls.
"No, actually sensei and Obito should be here any minute." Obito said inhaling his noodles. "You two are so paying for your own bowls. Last time you made us pay." Kakashi said walking in and leaning against the wall.
"Yeah you better not! I've had it….oh wait you guys go ahead eat what you want. Our treat." Rin said with a smile forming. Kakashi gave her a confused look. "Hey. Don't you remember it's THEIR money since we're in their bodies." Rin whispered to Kakashi.
"Oh good plan. You know we should hang out more often. The more I mess with these two the better. Well you know when we switch back." Kakashi said with a smirk. Rin started to blush at the idea of Kakashi saying that and she started to have other ideas. (Sorry, but I'm so not tattling on Rin's thoughts. XP)
The two ended up having five bowls each. Kakashi and Rin paid. "You know it's odd. Minato and Obito didn't eat anything, but Kakashi and Rin literally inhaled the noodles. It's like they swapped bodies or something." Ayame said looking towards her dad.
"Wouldn't surprise me it is team 7. Anything can happen to them. Even swapping bodies." The old man chuckled.
Obito came home to be interrupted by Rins parents. "You know I think it's time for the talk. Your twelve. Parents are wondering if I'm a good parent because I haven't had it with you yet." Rin's mom sat Rin on the couch. (Thank you, recodan. If it weren't for your brilliant mind this wouldn't be a funny part. XD. I just thought since they're cousins Obito gets to have the experience. XD)
"No really you're amazing. I don't think I'm ready." Obito countered with a sheepish grin. "Oh no so what happens is…" (Okay I know some of you readers aren't ready for this so I won't describe this part, because this was sort of hard for me to take in. And I'm pretty mature and stable.)
"Huh. Sensei has cable." Kakashi turned the channel to the news and started to watch the reports. "What? Stupid Earth Village. Always so nosy." Kakashi grabbed the remote and changed it to another news channel. (Yeah he doesn't like much other than serious things. Xl)
"Okay Obito, I think it's time for the talk don't you?" Obito's dad sat Rin down. "No I'm totally fine without it. I think it's a little early don't you?" Rin asked with a sheepish grin. "Nonsense, so what happens is…" (Trust me I'm saving lives.)
"Darn it Kakashi! All you have to do is books and the stupid news channels. No Sponge Bob!" Minato cursed as he watched the boring news channel. "What? Stupid Earth Village. Always so nosy." Minato complained grabbing the remote and changing the channel.
"Why is there so much blood? I won't sleep for weeks." Obito was in a ball rocking back and forth. "Guess it's just nature. You'll be fine. You're at that point when it starts." Rin's mom left Obito in a ball. Obito felt like crying. (It's that serious.)
"Why? I'm so young! I had dreams!" Rin curled up into a ball and started to shake. "It's just life, son. You'll soon appreciate the gifts of being a man." He patted Rin on the back and left. "So much blood. So much detail." Rin felt like running over to Kakashi or sensei's and demand answers. Then she felt like crying. (Again that serious.)
That's the end of this chapter. I'll get more up later. I love comments so please do as you wish. Even the bad ones are appreciated. I'd like to know my mistakes and weak points.