Emailing Hermione

by ASiriusWriter01

When Neville, Ron, and Harry have a potions project to do and their group member Hermione is no where to be found, they send her an email to tell her to get to the Burrow ASAP. What follows is well...interesting... Based off a real email my friends sent. I don't own Harry Potter

Dear Hermione,

Hi Hermione, this is Neville. I'm on this emile thing.

Ron wants to know when or if you are coming to his house.

This is Ron:

HELP! I am in DANGER! The terrifying twins are going to kill me if they stay here any longer. SAVE ME BEFORE THEY CAN! You are my only hope. (Can you come over and threaten them?) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-

This is Neville:

Ron was being dramatic, but the twins are pranking us too. Ron is also getting hungry. LOL

This is now Harry:

Hey Hermione.

What's up? Besides the sky (LOL)

Ummmmm Ron is in great danger he needs you! We all need you! We need you to do your research for the potions thingymabobber

We are sure you will be amused by this emile- yep emile not email. Neville and Ron think that it is emile and not email.

BYEEEEEEEEEE

This is Neville:

Omg this is a very funny message but we really need you. YOU ARE OUR ONLY HOPE we are on the paragraph part of the thingymabobber and we really need your help to do it.

Bye

ps

Please come ASAP

Your crazy friends,

Neville, Harry, and Ron (Who is currently tied up in the basement even though it's his house)

This is Harry:

The whole point of this message is to tell you to COME to Ron's house.

By the way, while Ron is tied up in the basement, we are tied up in his attic with bats, bugs, A MONSTER and maybe a few ancient relatives of the Weasley family, but we aren't sure. Ohh by the way there are also cob webs and vampires (but not the sparkly kind) and werewolves (but not the animagus kind)

This is Neville:

We are going back and forth in typing this emile. As we read this massage over we know now for a fact that we along with the aliens that live on Earth are crazy and shouldn't be trusted with potions projects including Snape because he assigned this stupid project.

Ron has 268 chocolate frog cards under his bed.

This is Ron:

They freaking counted all my chocolate frog cards!

This is Neville:

By "they," Ron meant to say me because I literally counted his chocolate frog cards (it took like 3 minutes). There are also 268 cards under his bed. (ISN'T THAT A LOT)

They are driving me crazy. Please come soon. I just might not survive ;, (

CCCCCOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Please?

This is Neville:

In case you didn't get the point of this message, WE REALLY NEED YOU TO COME TO HIS HOUSE.

This is Ron:

And to wrap this up:

DEATH BY CUTE MILK!(Muggles have really weird things on this "web")