A/N: I don't own Itachi, Kisame or any of the Naruto characters.

It was Christmas in the ninja world and everyone was just taking a holiday break these and yes, even the criminal organization Akatsuki was taking a break.

We find one Kisame Hoshigaki standing on the roof of the Akatsuki alone, his face green after he had eaten soup made by Deidara. He said it was Shrimp soup, but apparently, after Kisame had eaten the whole thing Deidara had laughed like a madman and when Kisame asked what was so funny, Deidara said that he lied about the soup being shrimp flavored and that it was Shark Fin soup. The other members looked disappointed and some of them laughed at Kisame's stupidness and Kisame was totally horrified and he went into the bathroom to throw up which lasted about an hour. When he came out, he was so pissed that he tried to kill Deidara with Samehada but unfortunately, Pain told Kisame to leave it and naturally, Kisame obeyed the Leader's order, but he made a mental note to murder Deidara in his sleep.

Kisame sighed and saw to his surprise, his partner Itachi, coming up on the roof wearing a Santa Claus outfit, but without the beard and he was carrying a sack over his shoulder.

"Itachi, what are you doing wearing a Santa Claus outfit?" Kisame asked, looking confused.

Acting like he hadn't heard anything, Itachi said: "Merry Christmas, Mister. Sharkman."

"Mister Sharkman…?" said Kisame, frowning. Then his face lit up. "Oh, that outfit is for when you and Konan are doing role playing tonight isn't it Itachi?"

Itachi didn't answer, but his face turned red as if confirming it. "So, Mister. Sharkman, what do you want for your Christmas present?" Itachi asked, pretending like he hadn't heard what Kisame had just said.

A grin then spreaded across Kisame's face. "Hmm? Can I have anything I want?"

"Yes." said Itachi.

"Well, the thing I want most right now is you know," said Kisame, his grin turning sinister.

Itachi sweatdropped. "He wants to eat me alive?" he thought, staring at Kisame.

"I want the Playstaion Portable (PSP), the blue version."

Itachi fainted.

"PSP, PSP, I want my blue PSP." sang Kisame, his expression one of happiness.

"Damn." thought Itachi. "The PSP… I never dreamed he'd ask for that, they're pretty expensive." A dark grin then spreaded across Itachi's face. He turned to Kisame.

"So, Kisame." said Itachi.

"PSP… sang Kisame but then he stopped. "Un-Oh?" thought Kisame. "I'm not Mister. Sharkman anymore."

Itachi's face turned dark as he gave a Kisame a dark chuckle. "Since when do Fishmen celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ?" he asked his partner, whose mouth went wide open, his eyes wide enough to pop then out of their sockets. He fell to the ground on his arms and knees, sulking.

"This is so cold out here now…" he said. while still sulking.

Itachi gave a chuckle. "You bet it is…"