Disclaimer: I actually hate The Proud Family. Well, I used to like it, but not anymore. After having to put up with the crap on The Disney Channel for so long, this is my retaliation against one of their many idiot programs.

Think of this as the permanent series finale for The Proud Family, once that stupid show gets cancelled. Enjoy!

Revenge List

Part I

The final bell of the school day is rung on a Thursday afternoon. Penny, LaCienaga, and Zoey were walking out together. Dijonay catches up and them about a flyer she noticed. It was an advertisement for a new teen club in the downtown entertainment district. The flyer stated, "Entertainers wanted. Must be at least 14 to apply. Personal application recommended." The idea sounded really interesting for the girls. LaCienaga started to brag about how hot she is, even jiggling her breasts.

Penny was a bit more skeptical. The girls begged her to join. Penny was still suspicious. They continued to coax her, with Dijonay even bringing up how boys will be at the club. Penny pictured in her mind a really hot boy that they know from school. She really had a crush on him. Overwhelmed with love, Penny conceded.

Meanwhile, Oscar and Trudy are sitting together on the couch. Bebe and Cece were in a nearby playpen. Suga Mama is in the kitchen. Puff is sitting near the couch. Oscar was writing down some new ideas for his Proud Snax. Oscar showed Trudy his list and asked for her opinion. Trudy glanced at a long list of snack ideas, most of which sounded quite disgusting. Trudy just turned her head the other way, hoping not to puke. Oscar noticed the look on her face. Not knowing the real reason why she looked away, he just decided to add some nutmeg to his recipies.

Just then, Suga Mama came in, and grabbed Oscar's wallet. She needed some money to get some more prune juice. Oscar mumbled something mean about Suga Mama. Trudy hit Oscar on his leg. She reminded him about how he promised to be nice to his mother. Suga Mama then badgered him about how she raised him and what-not. Suga Mama chucked the wallet into Oscar's head. She then ordered Oscar to go get the prune juice for her. Oscar sneered, telling her to go get it herself. Trudy hit Oscar's leg again, but harder. She demanded him to go out to the store like Suga Mama said. Oscar tried to hold back his tears, and then just left the couch with a big frown on his face. Suga Mama sat in Oscar's spot on the couch. She and Trudy gave each other a hip handshake.

Penny came home from school on that typical Thursday afternoon. She announced to everyone about the new job she signed up for. Oscar, however, was the only one sensing trouble. Penny gave Trudy the flyer. The flyer explained about the wanted positions at the teen club. Trudy accepted, and she gave Penny a hug.

Oscar had a different opinion. He forbade Penny from joining what he called a strip club, even explaining how there were likely to be sex-crazed boys there. Trudy interrupted, smacking Oscar's face off. She and Penny told Oscar to quit being such a party pooper. Oscar picked up his face. He was not swayed by the news. He then tried to explain how he's only doing what was best for his daughter. Trudy, not believing him, placed a big piece of tape over his mouth. Suga Mama made a crack about how Oscar was always a whiner. Penny went over to hug Suga Mama, as she accepted Penny's desire for a new job as well. Oscar tried to speak, but Trudy interrupted him again. She scolded him, and sent him off to get Suga Mama's prune juice Oscar headed out the door with his head hung low and the tape still over his mouth. He looked back at his family with a tear in his eyes. Suga Mama grabbed the list of Proud Snax that Oscar was using. She crumbled it up, and threw it at Oscar. Trudy, Penny, and Suga Mama all snuggled on the couch together as they were tuning into their TV show. Oscar left with a forlorn look on his face.

To be continued...