Wizard Summer Extravaganza

Chapter 1: A Wild Weasley Breakfast

Harry was relieved. Voldemort had finally been vanquished and soundly defeated. The scent of the morning breakfast from Ron's mum's morning breakfast downstairs wafted up through the flimsy floorboards.

"RON!" He shouted excitedly into Ron's sleeping face.

"Geez mate, what was that for?" Ron replied, groggily.

"Your mum's almost done with breakfast! Let's get to it before Ginny gobbles it all up!"

"Yeah, Ginny sure can gobble up mum's morning breakfast!"

Ginny opened the door and peeked in.

"What's that, guys?"

Harry answered, "Were you just standing outside the door or something? What kind of creep just stands outside people's doors listening to their morning banter? And while mum's morning breakfast is warm on the table, no less! At the Dursley's, we got a nice heaping helping of Vernon's mourning pounding! Not Dudley though. Dudley got morning coddles! Oh I miss that old bloke sometimes."

Ginny responded, "Don't be ridiculous, Harry! I was just on my way downstairs to gobble up breakfast!"

Harry and Ron erupted into laughter. Ginny looked on, dumbfounded.

"Hey! What's so funny? What!? Stop laughing!" she cried!

Harry thought Ginny was cute when she was mad. He pranced across the room like a cheerful baker and pecked her on the eyelid. Ron winced a little, but Harry and Ginny were too busy playing leopard attack to notice.

"I'm a leopard, Ginny!"

"Oh no! a big scary leopard! Good thing I have a lance!"

"Nope! The only way to stop this leopard is with KISSES!!"

"Oh no!" Ginny joked and kissed Harry on the forehead four times!

Ron broke in between them, "Quit catting around and let's get some breakfast!"

The gang chuckled, but deep inside Ron was sobbing.

The gang headed downstairs. Mr. Weasley was sitting in his favorite lucky charms boxers at the table as Mrs. Weasley was cooking a fresh batch of mum's morning breakfast on the stove.

Arthur saw the gang and yelled, "GANG! WE'RE EATING MUGGLE STYLE TODAY!"

"Oh," said Ron, and looked at Harry and whispered, "That means breakfast will be EXTRA CRISPY today! Mum can't use a muggle stove to save Dobby's tea cozy!"

The group laughed.

"That's okay, I like breakfast crispy!" said Hermoine.

Ron suddenly fell to the ground, shaking.

"Ron!" yelled Harry and Hermoine together, quickly kneeling down to see what was wrong.

Ron yelled, "uh-oh guys… feels like…. FEELS LIKE…"

"What!?" yelled Hermoine, looking scared!

"…Feels like A COUGAR ATTACK!!" Ron lept up and started gnawing on Hermoine's arm.

"Good thing I have a javelin!" said Hermoine.

"Nu-uh! This Cougar can only be stopped with KISSES!"

"No way, buster!" yelled Hermione playfully. Ron kissed her on the eyelid anyway.

Harry broke between the two, "Guys, I can smell mum's morning breakfast burning! Stop clawing around, you two!"

Arthur said to Mrs. Weasley, "You have to take the food off the stove with muggle cooking! The flames aren't enchanted to stop when it's ready!"

"Oh goodness!" said Mrs. Weasley! "I hope we have a muggle fire anguisher!"

"It's EXTINGUISHER, you buffoon!" exclaimed Hermione.

Around the breakfast table, there was little conversation because everyone was so hungry, and the food was so crispy! Mad-Eye Moody was across the table, especially quiet. When they were all done, Arthur started on the dishes.

"Why don't you let me help with that?" asked Molly Weasley.

"Because a PUMA CAN'T HELP WITH DISHES YOU SILLY BEAST!"

Mrs. Weasley laughed, and tried to lean in to peck Arthur on the forehead, but Arthur was too quick for her, and started swatting at her with a broom!

"Back! Back you wild beast!"

"Hahaha! That's cute Arthur! But the only thing that can stop this Puma are KISSE-"

Arthur jabbed her in the stomach with the bristly end of the broom.

"KIDS, I'M GONNA NEED HELP! THIS ONE'S NOT GOING DOWN!"

The gang looked around at each other uneasily.

"I actually think we're supposed to meet Seamus Finnigan down at the Three Broomsticks pretty soon," Ron said, a little scared. "See you later, Dad."

Mad-Eye belched and put his plate in the sink, and headed upstairs for a nap.

"YOU KIDS ARE GONNA LEAVE ME ALONE WITH A WILD PUMA!? I'M FINISHED!! NO!!"

The gang ran outside and slammed the door behind them.

"Kinda reminds me of you and Hermione, sir Weasley!" Harry joked boisterously while embracing Ginny.

"Hey! We're not nearly as bad as you and my sister!" retorted Ron.

"Yeah, but we don't play cat attack in front of your parents and give them ideas!"

"Well I'm sick of you two playing cat attack in front of ME! I don't even like seeing you two together," said Ron

Harry looked shocked. "What's THAT supposed to mean, bloke?"

"It means exactly what I said! It's weird seeing my best friend and sister snogging right in front of me just two feet away! And I don't think you make a very ferocious leopard either!"

"WHAT!?" yelled Harry.

Hermione broke in between them, "ALRIGHT guys, calm down! We're just going out to have some fun."

Ron and Harry cooled off, but Harry felt that this was not the end of the matter.