Okay so here is a random and romantic fic about Roy and Riza me and my sister just randomly came up with it while we were staring at the computer screen, hope U like it!!

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Roy mustang was walking idly down the road one day.

When two strange men jumped out of a garbage truck and grabbed him.

"AAH!" Yelled Roy, "Let me go" He struggled against the two men.

The two garbage men were wearing garbage bags over their heads. They hauled him to the truck and threw him in the back.

Roy struggled and struggled but to no avail. He then gave up and resorted to screaming for help.

Unfortuanately it was a really yucky day out and everyone had decided to stay home that day and watch Max and Ruby.

Roy screamed and yelled for help but since max and Ruby was on nobody came and helped him. He was soon knocked out by a big garbage bag when the truck turned the corner and he fell unconcious.

Elsewhere

"Yes that's right Max, you should NEVER EVER EVER stick your head in a garbage bag." "Never stick your head in a garbage bag" Havoc repeated robotically

"SCENE CHANGE!!" The director yelled from her cool little chair!

Roy awoke and saw nothing but darkness. "AAH!! I'm BLIND!!!" He screeched.

Then someone flicked on the lights.

Roy blinked. "oh..." He then looked around the place he was in.

... Brad Pitt? Leonardo De Caprio? What the cheese are they doing there?

Roy blinked "Where are we?" He asked the good looking men.

Brad Pitt chewed his thumb and gargled.

Roy sighed, these men might be hansom but certainly not smart. He stood up and looked for an exit. Just then the door flew open which caused Roy to fall back on his butt. "Ow!" Roy exclaimed and looked up to see who had done that. A tall blonde woman was standing in the door way grinning at all the men in the room. Her smile faded immediately into a frown.

"What? Only three guys? That SUCKS!! Where is everyone?!" she exclaimed.

Roy stared at her.

"Um... what's going on here?" He asked.

"Well honey, I asked my two gay man servants to go get me the cutest guys around and well... I was expecting more than this!!"

"Um.. I'm flattered?" Roy said questionably "but why?"

"Be-CUASE! Pretty girls like me aren't SUPPOSED to be SINGLE!!" Roy backed away slightly wondering where this girl got her temper.

"And why are you single?" He asked curiously.

"THAT IS NONE OF YOUR BUISNESS!!" she shrieked. "... Ahem excuse me... Never mind that okay?" Roy nodded, frightened of the girl. Brad Pitt gurgled.

"Um... okay not him..." she concluded. The garbage men pulled him away screaming and kicking and gurgling and foaming. Roy watched.

"Well now, I guess I should introduce myself. I'm Riza. And... you two are...?"

"R-Roy Mustang... "Roy replied.

"Leonardo De Caprio" Leonardo said.

"Well it's nice to meet you." She glanced at Roy "Very nice to meet you." Roy blinked,

"Um... you too." He looked down at the ground, wondering when he could leave.

"Hm" She bent over and stared Roy straight in the face. "I like this one." she said straightening up "Get rid of the other one." The gay man servants nodded and dragged Leonardo out of the room.

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Hope U liked the first chapter!! REVIEW OF THE GAY MANSERVANTS WILL FIND YOU!!!!